JOKE NO.1-
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
JOKE NO.2-
Son: Mommy, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,
he told me to get up and give my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you did the right thing honey.
Son: But MOM, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!
JOKE NO.3-
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
JOKE NO.4-
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"
JOKE NO.5-
Three men of different faiths, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon, were having drinks at a bar following a business meeting.
The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing! I have 10 sons. One more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon man replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
JOKE NO.2-
Son: Mommy, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,
he told me to get up and give my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you did the right thing honey.
Son: But MOM, I was sitting on Daddy's lap!
JOKE NO.3-
An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said, "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?"
JOKE NO.4-
The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"
The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?"
The old man yells, "He wants to see your license!"
The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen."
The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells, "He said he knows you!"
JOKE NO.5-
Three men of different faiths, a Jewish man, a Catholic man, and a Mormon, were having drinks at a bar following a business meeting.
The Jewish man, bragging about his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic man pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing! I have 10 sons. One more and I'll have a football team."
To which the Mormon man replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
