Jokes

anupji

There are jokes for you-
1. Sometimes girl can attract man by mind, but more often she can attract him by what she doesn't mind.
2. Behind every successful woman there is a satisfied man! Behind a satisfied woman is an exhausted man!
3. The detective, to secretary: “You’re not wearing panties today!”
She asks, “How did you know that?”
He, “I can see dandruff on your shoes!”

mathiaus

-moved-

pampoon

Here's one:

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I broke my leg."

...you get it? No? You will.

(These are my own opinions)

God bless,
Pampoon

secondeye

3 young boys were trying to figure out whose dad was the best. "My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the state of Florida. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."