Once a man was suffering from a cold that just wouldn't go away.
He and his wife went to the doctor.
Doctor: What is your problem?
Husband: my cold wont go away
Doctor: How religious are u?
Husband: Very! God helps me so much that when i go to the bathroom the light turns on on its own and when i leave it turns off automatically!
Wife: *Slaps him* youve been peeing in the fridge again!!!!
He and his wife went to the doctor.
Doctor: What is your problem?
Husband: my cold wont go away
Doctor: How religious are u?
Husband: Very! God helps me so much that when i go to the bathroom the light turns on on its own and when i leave it turns off automatically!
Wife: *Slaps him* youve been peeing in the fridge again!!!!
