Once PVNR (P. V. Narasimha Rao), L. K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav
were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all
three of them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death. He asks
PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already
decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why
this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the
public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a
formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and
should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an
English test.
PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND" and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".
Laloo protests that this is not fair and that he was given a tough
question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another
chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide
an equal platform for all three).
PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and
passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.....".
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the
other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a
test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not
take any more tests.
PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied "1947"
and passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence
struggle?". He gets nervous.
Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's Laloo's turn now.
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who
died in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
