He's trying to brainwash us...
FCC! It has such a nice connotation
Where can we sign up?
Kit Kat is a biscuit club.
How do I get a fan club?
hmm be a god. There thats the answer. idk thats what i was woundering. Sure i have several topics about me but no fan club. I'm jelous.
Looking at your sig, I think you have a club already!
A Captain Fertile fan club?! No way! That tea-swilling, monarchist's ego is huge already! Just look at that avatar! If he thinks he's a super hero NOW, just imagine the size his ego will become with a fan club! He will eventually flip out, shave his head and sign himself into a scone-abuse rehab.
Stop this now, while there is still time!
^^ Too late Hobo - I have decided from this day forward my underpants are to be worn on the outside and I will fashion a cape from my wife's table coth (just don't tell her).
Be warned - I am faster than a speeding slug, able to clear both lungs with a single cough and I have the ability to make large meals disappear with just the power of thought, a large bottle of Heinz ketchup and a fork!
Captain Fertile T-Shirts are now available by the concession stands in this cinema! One size fits all (that one size is XXXXL to accomodate my inflating head).
By being very, very nice to reddishblue and recommending him for a moderating position
As for Cap Fertiles fan-club, he's a great guy, but getting a cult...
Edit: I have chosen to join!!! Save us with your reflected glory
This topic is so funny I'm going to close it to enforce my membership on the mean team
No offense Captain....I .....must.....follow.....you