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Why A Beer is Better than a Woman

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Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

1. You can enjoy a beer all month.

2. Beer stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.

4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.

5. When beer goes flat you toss it out.

6. Beer is never late

7. HANGOVERS go away

8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer

9. Beer labels come off without a fight

10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer

11. Beer never has a headache

12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime

13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath

14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.

15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty

16. A beer ALWAYS goes down easy

17. You can share a beer with your friends

18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer

19. A beer is always wet

20. Beer doesn't demand equality

21. A beer doesn't care when you come

22. You can have a beer in public

23. A frigid beer is a good beer

24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good

25. Beer always comes in multiples of six

26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left

27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer

28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than
dumping the empty bottle.

29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you

30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.

31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.

32. Beer looks the same in the morning.

33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month.

34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.

36. Beer doesn't get cramps.

37. Beer doesn't have a mother.

38. Beer doesn't have morals.

39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.

40. Beer always listens and never argues.

41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year.

42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.

43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.

44. Beer doesn't demand legality.

45. Beer is never overweight.

46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.

47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards.

48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer.

49. Beer doesn't need much closet space.

50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. Beer doesn't

mind if you fart or belch.

53. Beer never changes its mind.

54. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.

55. Beer never asks you to change the station.

56. Beer doesn't make you go shopping.

57. Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.

58. Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks.

59. Beer is always easy to pick up.

60. Big, fat beers are nice to have.

61. Beer doesn't pout or play games.

62. Beer NEVER says no.

63. Beer is easy to get into.
64. Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.

65. Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.

66. Beer doesn't wear a bra.

67. Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.

68. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.

69. Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.

70. Beer doesn't live with its mother.

71. Beer doesn't blow you off.

72. Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.

73. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.

74. Beer doesn't mind football season.

75. A beer won't make you go to church.

76. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.

77. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.

78. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".

79. A beer doesn't give a ****** if you keep a bunch of other beers around.

80. A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the
babies are "cute".

81. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.

82. A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson".
83. A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station.

84. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.

85. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.

86. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can

of vegetable juice.

87. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.

88. A beer won't smoke in your car.

89. A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down
an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a

Korean airliner
out of the sky.
90. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.

91. A beer will actually *support* belching and farting and share your
enthusiasm for getting them included as

demonstration sports in the
1992 Olympic Games in Barcelona.
92. A beer is always ready to leave on time.

93. A beer never fishes for compliments.

94. Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.

95. Beer tastes *good*.

96. If you take a beer outta the fridge just to look at it but then
decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of

"date rape".

97. A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching
"John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR.

98. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.

99. A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the
grocery store.

100. A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Penthouse
"just for the articles". (You *are* lying, but

the beer won't
accuse you of it

101. A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants
game without the expressed, written consent of

the National Football

102. A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the
excuse: "But I saved a quarter!"

103. A beer will *never* make you go to a Swedish movie.

104. A beer will *never* make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on
channel 5 on Saturday afternoons.

105. A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman"
instead of "Gene Hackperson".

106. A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes
like STP Oil Treatment.

107. When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn't make you ill.

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