You've probably heard this one before but oh well:
A bank manager was surveying his employees working one day and noticed one particular man who was expertly working efficiently and precisely handling money so that customers were beginning to move into his line from the others.
He came up to the man, and said, "My, where on Earth did you get such fine accounting skills?"
"Yale," said the accountant.
"Ah; a fellow ivy-leaguer. What is your name?"
"Yack Yackson," said the man.
A bank manager was surveying his employees working one day and noticed one particular man who was expertly working efficiently and precisely handling money so that customers were beginning to move into his line from the others.
He came up to the man, and said, "My, where on Earth did you get such fine accounting skills?"
"Yale," said the accountant.
"Ah; a fellow ivy-leaguer. What is your name?"
"Yack Yackson," said the man.
