Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnge?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night &
really nobodywas there .... ????
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED & RETIRED!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to
jail".
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper was leaking from...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20
Rs back.!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U
This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u
could have posted it....
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Sardar proposed to a Girl
Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'.
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you
NEXT YEAR.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4
Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my
grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin
like all the passengers in
the car he was driving..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
read very fast.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a
graveyard in
punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
still digging for more..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not
AM''.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"
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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all
around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes
he keeps saying, 'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two Singhs (pilots) try to land an airplane in the United States.
They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot screamed "The
runway is ending!".
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.
They make a big turn and start descending again.
The moment they touch the ground, the pilot screams again
"Get the plane up, the runaway is ending!"
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.
They make a big turn and start descending again.
This goes on again and again.
During their fourth descent the pilot says:
"Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge, expensive airport
but with such a short runaway",
"I know" answers the second pilot,
"But look how wide they made it."
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnge?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night &
really nobodywas there .... ????
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED & RETIRED!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to
jail".
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper was leaking from...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20
Rs back.!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U
This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u
could have posted it....
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Sardar proposed to a Girl
Girl said 'I'm 1yr elder to you'.
Sardar said 'Oye No Problem Soniye,I'll marry you
NEXT YEAR.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4
Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my
grandpa
who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin
like all the passengers in
the car he was driving..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't
read very fast.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a
graveyard in
punjab .
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are
still digging for more..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not
AM''.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
----------------------------------------------------------------------
Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all
around his living room.
Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"
Santa: "Hidden cameras!"
Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"
Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes
he keeps saying, 'You are watching the Star World channel'.
How does he know that?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two Singhs (pilots) try to land an airplane in the United States.
They start descending and as they touch the ground the pilot screamed "The
runway is ending!".
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.
They make a big turn and start descending again.
The moment they touch the ground, the pilot screams again
"Get the plane up, the runaway is ending!"
The second pilot swiftly gets the plane back up in the air.
They make a big turn and start descending again.
This goes on again and again.
During their fourth descent the pilot says:
"Look at those stupid Americans, they build this huge, expensive airport
but with such a short runaway",
"I know" answers the second pilot,
"But look how wide they made it."
