There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first
man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The
second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the
window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about
losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again."
So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears
for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of
wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight
back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to
the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man "
Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!" The
second man says "Ok, sure." and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the
window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in. Disappointed about
losing the $100, the second man says: " I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again."
So the barman holds the bet. Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears
for a second, then jumps straight back in. Thinking he must have caught a freak gust of
wind, the second man says "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight
back in." The first man says" Ok, sure." The second man jumps out the window and falls to
the footpath below. He is dead. Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man "
Gee, you can be a bastard when you're pissed, Superman."
