..:You know you are an Internet Junkie when:..

kamu

You know you are an Internet Junkie when...

When asked to your address, your answer begins with http://
Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends e-mail.
You chat with your fingers, not your mouth.
You use Netscape 4.72, and you check every week whether version 4.73 was released.
You know the difference between Java and Javascript.
Most of your friends have an @ in their names.
In order to watch CNN you move to www.cnn.com..
On your business card the e-mail appears before the phone number.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
You can perfectly imitate the sound pattern of your modem connecting to your ISP.
You are told about a new program, and you are disappointed to find that it is a TV program.
You can think of nineteen keystroke symbols that are far more clever than :- )
Not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one.
You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
Surprised

mohd

I am surely an internet junkie! That reminds me, i have to check my e-mail Laughing

! Good job!

ncwdavid

Pretty good. I like it. Some of my answers were yes and some no but id say more yes's so that make sme an internet junkie. Oh well that internet is great. The email thing is soo thru. I used to constantly check my emails until i got this cool thing that automatically checks it for me every 2 mins Very Happy

. Did you come up with this list on your own?

MrBlueSky

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You get a tatoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."
You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
You laugh at people with 9600-baud modems.
You start using smilies in your snail mail.
Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to communicate with the modem... And you succeed.
You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
You start introducing yourself as "JohnDoe at AOL dot com.
All of your friends have an @ in their names.
Your cat has its own home page.
You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
Your phone bill comes to your doorstep in a box.
You don't know what sex three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.
You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html.
You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
You find yourself touching all underlined words on papers.
You start conversations with your friends with "Robert (12.59 PM):".
You spend your time creating posts like this one, or reading them.

Very Happy