~~ArMy JoKeS~~
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1) As a group of soldiers stood in formation at and Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots
fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one sodier remainedc at attention. The Drill Instructor
walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said,
"Sure was alot of ’em, huh, sir?"
2) What army stands for???
If you ever wanted to know what ARMY stands for well here it is
Aint Real Marines Yet
3) You are so fat when she joined an army the soldier said head for the trent and they all jumped in her ass
4) My men are very brave
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall,
who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall.
They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?"
"Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie."
"I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest
men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too."
"I'd like to see that."
So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming
here with your body!"
"Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall
turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:
"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."
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1) As a group of soldiers stood in formation at and Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots
fall out." As the rest of the squad wandered away, one sodier remainedc at attention. The Drill Instructor
walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eyebrow. The soldier smiled and said,
"Sure was alot of ’em, huh, sir?"
2) What army stands for???
If you ever wanted to know what ARMY stands for well here it is
Aint Real Marines Yet
3) You are so fat when she joined an army the soldier said head for the trent and they all jumped in her ass
4) My men are very brave
General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague General Marshall,
who was in charge of the Army. McKenzie arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall.
They both walk around the place, and McKensie asks: "So how are your men?"
"Very well trained, Gral. McKenzie."
"I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest
men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too."
"I'd like to see that."
So Marshall calls private Cooper and says: "Private Johnson! I want you to stop that tank coming
here with your body!"
"Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As private Johnson ran away, Marshall
turned to a bewildered McKenzie and said:
"You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."
