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bukaida
Pat suffered a serious heart attack and had emergency open heart bypass
surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the intensive
care unit at a Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun told him that the admission questionnaire
lacked some information and asked him questions regarding how he was
going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice,
"No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the
bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He
said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun." The nun became agitated
and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Star Wars Fanatic
Lol, good one.
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