Q. What is brown and sticky?
A. A Stick
Q. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot
A. A Stick
Q. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot
What is....
Q. Why did they have to put a fence around the graveyard ?
A. Because people were dying to get in.
Q. What should you do if a dog starts eating a dictionary ?
A. Take the words right out of its mouth.
Q. What did one eye say to the other ?
A. There's something between us that smells. (lol)
Q. At this moment everyone in the world are doing the same thing.What is it ?
A. Getting older.
Q. What happened when the man sat on the pin ?
A. Nothing, It was a safety pin.
Q. Why was the tooth all dressed up?
A. Because the dentist was taking it out that night. (lol)
Q. Why did the teacher wear dark glasses?
A. Because the class was so bright.
Q. What did the oil painting say to the wall ?
A. First they framed me, and then they hung me. (lol)
Q. Where does Thursday come before Wednesday?
A. In the dictionary.
Q. Who were the first people to invent a plane that couldn't fly ?
A. The wrong brothers.
Q. Why are Egyptian children good children ?
A. Because they respect their mummies.
Q. What is always coming but never arrives ?
A. Tomorrow.
Q. How can you drop a pizza 10 feet without breaking it ?
A. Drop it 11 feet and it won't break for the first 10.
Q. What nail doesn't a carpenter like to hit?
A. His finger nail.
Q. Who helps bring up thousands of people ?
A. The elevator operator.
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