Ok I found this page which was funny http://www.bored.com/chickenjoke/index.html
I decided to see what you can make up. RULE is you cant use one of the jokes on that page or any of the celbs on that page.
You can make fun of any other celebs And for any other reason. The funnyest answer to why did the chicken cross the road wins 20 frih$ and all answers must have the celb. When I click on that link, I get redirected to http://www.bored.com , i.e. to the homepage. 
Hmm... me too... But opera don't make it as homepage. Please check your link and then contest will start. OK? umm weird give me a sec.
{edit} guess they dont want you going directly to the page but if you go there and under humor it says chicken joke. sorry I cant post a direct link.
Michael Jackson: I didn't showed anything to chicken nor I forced something on him. It crossed on its own will.
Tony Blair: Because that chicken was american & we unconditionally supports crossing of road by chicken. Infact, we will send our own chickens to help that chicken cross the road.
Pervez Musharaf That chicken was not terrorist. We dont support any terrorist. If the road was on other side of kashmir then that chicken was freedom fighter.
Anna Politkovskaya That chicken was poisoned by FSB & it forced chicken to cross the road to save its life.
Vlamdir Putin I didnt instructed FSB to poison the chicken. It was a tragic incidence.
Dalai Lama The chicken was really oppressed by chinese government, so to escape China it crossed the road.
Another Answer: The chicken wants to be part of government of tibet in exile, so it crossed the road.
Kofi Annan Do you know how many malnourished chickens are never able to even see the road in Africa? I urge you to urgently donate for UN Chicken Relief Fund
Teenzine Dont know I. But I will ask felow frihosters about this.
(Notice poor english in above. 
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Teenzine please take it in good spirit
Last edited by hunnyhiteshseth on Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:13 am; edited 3 times in total Kramer: Fifty years ago chickens wouldn't be walking across the street! They'd have a *bleeping* fork up their tail! They're CHICKENS! CHICKENS, CHICKENS, CHICKENS!
Mark Foley: I couldn't help it. I was abused by a priest...a chicken priest.
Mike Tyson: I love Thanksgiving. I will eat your children's chicken.[/b]
Hehe....Ummm....
Samuel L. Jackson:
I'm tired of all these mutha *bleepin* chickens crossin' these mutha *bleepin* roads!
yeh same....weird??????? lol o well
nice work KEEP the submissions comming i will chose my like 5 favorite and do a voting on what people think. Good luck.
Figured I'll do some Frihost celebrities!
Why did the chicken cross the road:
| Animal wrote: |
| Moved to Hobbies and Animals forum |
| The Philosopher Princess wrote: |
There are a number of reasons the chicken might have wanted to cross the road.
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I hope we can have a nice and enlightening discussion about the chicken's motivations. |
| S3nd 3 K3ys wrote: |
If it crossed the road in order to kill terrorists I'm all for it!  |
| conspirator wrote: |
| All this talk about a chicken crossing the road: you have no proof that there was a chicken, how could it have crossed the road? |
| rules wrote: |
| Although your chicken is allowed to cross the road, you need to ask special permission first. |
| newbie wrote: |
I ask permission, but i cant get my chicken ta cros teh road!  |
| wumingsden wrote: |
| It sounds like it might be a problem with your firewall: Try setting 'jaywalking_allowed' to true. |
| bondings wrote: |
| With the new overpass mod coming up, it shouldn't have to cross the road at all |
Hey, teenzine what happened to the contest?
