This is a job application of a boy.
Please read it.
It's hilarious.
This kid will go far!!
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida ........and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
*NAME** :* Greg Bulmash
*SEX: * Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
*DESIRED POSITION **:* Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the firstplace.
*DESIRED SALARY:* $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
*EDUCATION:* Yes.
*LAST POSITION HELD:* Target for middle management hostility.
*SALARY:** *Less than I'm worth.
*MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: * My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
*REASON FOR LEAVING: *It sucked.
*AVAILABLE TO WORK:* Of course! That's what I'm applying.
*PREFERRED HOURS:* 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday.
*DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:* Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
*MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:* If I had one, would I be here?
*DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?* : Of what?
*DO YOU HAVE A CAR?** :* I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
*HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? * : I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
*DO YOU SMOKE?:** *On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.
*WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:* Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
*DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:* Yes. Absolutely.
*SIGN HERE** :* Aries.
Sometimes being honest and funny doesn't hurt. It actually gets you attention!
Please read it.
It's hilarious.
This kid will go far!!
This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida ........and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
*NAME** :* Greg Bulmash
*SEX: * Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
*DESIRED POSITION **:* Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the firstplace.
*DESIRED SALARY:* $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
*EDUCATION:* Yes.
*LAST POSITION HELD:* Target for middle management hostility.
*SALARY:** *Less than I'm worth.
*MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: * My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
*REASON FOR LEAVING: *It sucked.
*AVAILABLE TO WORK:* Of course! That's what I'm applying.
*PREFERRED HOURS:* 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday.
*DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:* Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
*MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:* If I had one, would I be here?
*DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?* : Of what?
*DO YOU HAVE A CAR?** :* I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
*HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION? * : I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
*DO YOU SMOKE?:** *On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.
*WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?:* Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
*DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?:* Yes. Absolutely.
*SIGN HERE** :* Aries.
Sometimes being honest and funny doesn't hurt. It actually gets you attention!
