A girl asks her boyfriend to come over
Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this
is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and
make love for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack,
or family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep
in prayer, with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from
the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea your father was a pharmacist."
Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this
is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and
make love for the first time.
* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist
to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack,
or family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come
on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside and is taken to the
dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep
in prayer, with his head down.
* * * * * * * * *
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from
the boy.
* * * * * * * * *
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head
down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
* * * * * * * *
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea your father was a pharmacist."
