a guy i placed to the court for stealing a watch
Judge:you have stolen a watch !!!
theGuy:i dont belive so
- Your full name ?
- Jens Peter Sofus Aksel Nikolaj Hansen.
- You dont have to say youre whole famili
- i dont
- You are born
- Yes ofcourse
- i mean when are you born
- Yeah Im born in hisserrød, Lived i Lillerød, og Fonfirmed in Hillerød.
- No more roots ?
- Yes, and there is carrets to...
- Thanks. Are you married ?
- YEs!
- With who?
- with a woman!
- Yea, useally u dont get married to a man.
- Yes, Instance my aunt.
- Thanks. What is your father
- Dead
- Yeah, But what was he before he died
- Alive!
- Yes, but what WAS he
- sick
- OK! but what was he doing?
- He was coffing.
- Well he coulnd have a living of that.
- No, but as i said he died.
- Grr. i demand you inocent and free to go
- Does that mean i can keep the watch ?
Judge:you have stolen a watch !!!
theGuy:i dont belive so
- Your full name ?
- Jens Peter Sofus Aksel Nikolaj Hansen.
- You dont have to say youre whole famili
- i dont
- You are born
- Yes ofcourse
- i mean when are you born
- Yeah Im born in hisserrød, Lived i Lillerød, og Fonfirmed in Hillerød.
- No more roots ?
- Yes, and there is carrets to...
- Thanks. Are you married ?
- YEs!
- With who?
- with a woman!
- Yea, useally u dont get married to a man.
- Yes, Instance my aunt.
- Thanks. What is your father
- Dead
- Yeah, But what was he before he died
- Alive!
- Yes, but what WAS he
- sick
- OK! but what was he doing?
- He was coffing.
- Well he coulnd have a living of that.
- No, but as i said he died.
- Grr. i demand you inocent and free to go
- Does that mean i can keep the watch ?
that was good. I want to try that if i'm ever in court 
