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Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano.

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itschahat
Madam asks Santa-
Aisa kya hai jo cow ke pass to 4 hai or mere pass 2?
Santa:Legs.
Madam:Tumhari pant ke ander kya hai jo mere pass nahi hai?
Santa:Paise.
Madam:Wo kya hai jo aadmi khada karke karta hai or dog 3 taango par?
Santa:Shake hand.
Moral:Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano.
TheDarkLord
Quote:

Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano.

Aisa kya hai jo cow ke pass to 4 hai or mere pass 2?
Santa:Legs.
Madam:Tumhari pant ke ander kya hai jo mere pass nahi hai?
Santa:Paise.
Madam:Wo kya hai jo aadmi khada karke karta hai or dog 3 taango par?
Santa:Shake hand.
Moral:Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano.


^^ Translations:

Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano = All of you become kind like Santa.
--
Aisa kya hai jo cow ke pass to 4 hai or mere pass 2? = What is it that cows have four of and I have two of?
--
Tumhari pant ke ander kya hai jo mere pass nahi hai? = What is inside your your pants that I don't have?
--
Wo kya hai jo aadmi khada karke karta hai or dog 3 taango par? = What is it that a man does standing, and a dog does on three legs?
--
Aap sabhi bhi santa jaise sharif bano. = All of you become kind like Santa.

I know Urdu Wink Busted.
rohan2kool
TheDarkLord wrote:

I know Urdu Wink Busted.


that's hindi.. not urdu.. although hindi has many words frm urdu.. the joke here hardly has any. Wink Busted??
mukesh.cv19@gmail.com
Madam:Tumhari pant ke ander kya hai jo mere pass nahi hai?
Santa:Paise.


fell 4 that one
Embarassed Embarassed
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