"A priest is like a sales rep. he must proclaim God's word day in n' day out...
One day a sales rep went over to this place. The lady had hardly event the time to see who was at the door that he already had a foot in & thrown some black suit all over her white carpet!
The woman was slightly upset to say the least!
Sales rep told her not to worry. He had the best vacuum cleaner on hand
& it would take it away in no time!
"And if it doesn't work Madame, I'll eat it !" he told her.
"Well, Sunny boy, you better start eating 'cause we've been out of electricity
for three days now!"
-forget where i picked this one up from.
One day a sales rep went over to this place. The lady had hardly event the time to see who was at the door that he already had a foot in & thrown some black suit all over her white carpet!
The woman was slightly upset to say the least!
Sales rep told her not to worry. He had the best vacuum cleaner on hand
& it would take it away in no time!
"And if it doesn't work Madame, I'll eat it !" he told her.
"Well, Sunny boy, you better start eating 'cause we've been out of electricity
for three days now!"
-forget where i picked this one up from.
I like that one.