One day little Billy was sitting on a bench in the park, mindin his own business, while happily eating his candy. A older man was sitting across Billy and looked at the little boy chumpin away his sweets.
As Little Billy got to his sixth candybar the old man asked, "Son, Don't you know that eating so much candy is not gud for you? I will give you acne, tummy aces, but worst of all rotten teeth!".
Little Billy looked at the older man for a second and continued "My granddaddy lived to be one-hundred-and-seven years old!".
"Oh!" replied the older man, "Did he eat candy like you did?".
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"No sir" replied Billy respectfully,
"...He minded his own f**king business!!!"
THIS IS NOT ONE OF MY OWN JOKES!!! I HEARD IT SOMEWHERE
As Little Billy got to his sixth candybar the old man asked, "Son, Don't you know that eating so much candy is not gud for you? I will give you acne, tummy aces, but worst of all rotten teeth!".
Little Billy looked at the older man for a second and continued "My granddaddy lived to be one-hundred-and-seven years old!".
"Oh!" replied the older man, "Did he eat candy like you did?".
...
"No sir" replied Billy respectfully,
"...He minded his own f**king business!!!"
THIS IS NOT ONE OF MY OWN JOKES!!! I HEARD IT SOMEWHERE
