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hath
There was a blonde, brunette, and a red head. They are all on a plane having a good time.
All of the sudden the pilot comes over the speaker and tells them that they have run out of feul so they must jump.
They all start freaking out and they dont know what to do. They look and the notice that there is only 2 parachutes.
The blonde looks at the girls and says "Since i am the prettiest i should take the 1st parachute"
So she jumps out of the plane. The red head looks at the bruntte and says "oh my god what are we going to do?"
and the brnette says "we can both jump" and the red head looks at her and says "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE
IS ONLY ONE PARACHUTE LEFT. WE CAN'T SHARE ONE" and the brunette says "Dont worry she just jumped out with her back pack!"

Smile
hath
A blonde and a brunete were watching the 6:00 news
It was about a boy who was about to jump off a building
The brunette wanted to bet the blonde $50 that the boy would jump
The blonde agreed and she even raised it to $100.
So they waited. It turned out that boy did jump so the blonde gave her friend $100.
The brunette sighed and said "I can't take your money. I saw the 5:00 news and there was the same story, so i knew he would jump"
THe blonde said "No, keep the money, I also saw the 5:00 news, i just didn't think he would jump again"
hath
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy.

"Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where the ball went."

"You're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife. "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?"

"But he's eighty-five and doesn't even play golf anymore," protested Jack.

"Yes, but he's got perfect eyesight and can watch your ball for you," Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway. "Did you see where it went?" asked Jack.

"Yup," Scott answered.

"Well, where is it?" yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

"I forgot."
hath
Q:What's the fastest way to end an Iraqi bingo game?

A:Call B52
jacknanet
what is a blond with a black painted hair?

is an Artificial Inteligence!
jacknanet
what is a blond with a black painted hair?

is an Artificial Inteligence!
YellowDemon
A dumb blonde named Wendy walks into
a beauty shop wearing headphones. The barber
says "Miss, if you want me to do your hair
you should take off your headphones."

Wendy frantically says "Oh, no I musn't....if I take my
headphones off I wil die!" The barber ignores
her and says "Oh, don't be silly."

To the barber's suprise
within a minute the blonde is dead on the floor.
The barber out of curiousity takes Wendy's headphones
and puts them on, and she hears a woman's voice repeating "Breath in....breath
out....breath in
....breath out."
vnt87
Q: What are the worst three years in a blonde's life?
A: The 1st grade Wink
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