Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon
arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever
seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the
course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule:
Don't hit the ducks.
The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them asks "The
ducks?"
"Yes", St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking around
the course and if one gets hit, he squawks then the one next to him
squawks and soon they're all squawkin to beat the band, and it really
breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you'll be punished,
otherwise everything is yours to enjoy."
After entering the course, the men noted that there was indeed a
gaggle of ducks everywhere.
Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit one of them. The duck
squawked, the one next to it squawked and soon there was a deafening
roar of duck quacks.
St. Peter walked up with an extremely ugly woman in tow and asked "Who
hit the duck?"
The one who had done it admitted "I did."
Immediately, St. Peter pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the
man's right hand to the ugly woman's left hand. "I told you not to hit
the ducks," he said.
"Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity.
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a
couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were
as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an
even uglier woman than before. St. Peter determined which one had hit
the duck by the fear in his face, and cuffed the man's right hand to
the ugly woman's left hand.
"I told you not to hit the ducks", he said. "Now you'll be handcuffed
together for eternity."
The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even move
for fear of even nudging a duck. After three months of this he still
hadn't hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the
three months and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most
beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and
then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked
off.
The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for
eternity, let out a sigh and said "What have I done to deserve this?"
The woman responded "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."
arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever
seen. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the
course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule:
Don't hit the ducks.
The men all have blank expressions, and finally one of them asks "The
ducks?"
"Yes", St. Peter replies, "There are millions of ducks walking around
the course and if one gets hit, he squawks then the one next to him
squawks and soon they're all squawkin to beat the band, and it really
breaks the tranquility. If you hit the ducks, you'll be punished,
otherwise everything is yours to enjoy."
After entering the course, the men noted that there was indeed a
gaggle of ducks everywhere.
Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit one of them. The duck
squawked, the one next to it squawked and soon there was a deafening
roar of duck quacks.
St. Peter walked up with an extremely ugly woman in tow and asked "Who
hit the duck?"
The one who had done it admitted "I did."
Immediately, St. Peter pulled out a pair of handcuffs and cuffed the
man's right hand to the ugly woman's left hand. "I told you not to hit
the ducks," he said.
"Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity.
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a
couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did. The quacks were
as deafening as before and within minutes St. Peter walked up with an
even uglier woman than before. St. Peter determined which one had hit
the duck by the fear in his face, and cuffed the man's right hand to
the ugly woman's left hand.
"I told you not to hit the ducks", he said. "Now you'll be handcuffed
together for eternity."
The third man was extremely careful. Some days he wouldn't even move
for fear of even nudging a duck. After three months of this he still
hadn't hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the
three months and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman, the most
beautiful woman the man had ever seen. St. Peter smiled to the man and
then, without a word, handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked
off.
The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for
eternity, let out a sigh and said "What have I done to deserve this?"
The woman responded "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."
