We on Jones Alchemy now have online courses in many subjects. The Subjects are:
1 Alchemy I
2 Alchemy II - Must take Alchemy I First
3 Alchemy III - Must take Alchemy II First
4 Pre-Catalytics
5 Catalytics - Must take Pre-Catalytics First
6 Advanced Catalytics - Must take Catalytics First
7 Web Design I
8 Web Design II - Must take Web Design I First
9 Web Design III - Must take Web Design II First
10 Philosophical Thinking - Must take Alchemy I and be recommended by teacher
11 Literature
12 World History and Geography
13 Musical Theory I
14 Musical Theory II - Must take M.T. I first
15 Musical Theory III - Must take M.T. II first
16 Musical Composition - Must take 3 M.T. classes first & is teacher selected
17 Music History
18 Microsoft Office *New!*
Note: You can only join one course at a time. After you complete a course, you can be moved to another free of charge.
All classes are taught by Jones Alchemy Professionals.
Simply Tell:
Your Real Name
The Class you want to take
Your email address
Update - New course added!
The Microsoft Office is now available for enrolment. You MUST own the Microsoft Office programs Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Publisher, and Outlook. (2003 Edition recommended; all lessons are created using Office 2003)
We'll create your account and send you your information in a PM.
Join today!
Last edited by Tyler on Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:24 am; edited 5 times in total hey that sounds cool! what about minors? can they mail in the money?
Ok...let's say I wanna learn php....which web design class would that be?
(also since i know alot about web design am i allowed to skip a couple?)
coreymanshack, I meant to put on there the prices are in Frih$! Sorry! The classes are only 10Frih$. So, just send me 10 Frih$ and that other info I requested. Then I'll send you all your info.
mistuh griddlez,
about that question: I do believe our webdesign teacher is doing scripting languages first, but I believe he's covering HTML first, then PHP. I recommend taking the entire course, because you might learn some neat new things! And you probably will, considering the webdesign intellect of our webdesign teacher.
Also, students will given assignments on that which is covered. If you score well, you have a good chance ofcontinuing on to the next course level.
Another thing, classes are in the form of posts on a forum we're setting up. As long as you get your assignments in on time, you'll do fine. So, there's no set class time. Lessons will be posted every Monday-Friday.
Courses anywhere from a few weeks to a few months, depending on your teacher's curriculum.
So Sign Up Today!
~Tyler
man this sounds good... but i already know html and php.. i just want to learn about web-design
Okay, I've consulted our webdesign teacher. He's going to give a test type thing to decide where you should be. This test will incorporate basic webdesign knowledge. If you pass it, you'll be placed in an advanced class, learning things like SQL, Flash, and programming, etc.
I'll place a link to the test after it's finished.
~Tyler
Ok....meanwhile do you want me to pay you now? (this kinda sounds like something i might wanna look into!)
| Tyler wrote: |
Okay, I've consulted our webdesign teacher. He's going to give a test type thing to decide where you should be. This test will incorporate basic webdesign knowledge. If you pass it, you'll be placed in an advanced class, learning things like SQL, Flash, and programming, etc.
I'll place a link to the test after it's finished.
~Tyler |
hmm I already know about SQL too, but flash sounds instersting, so does this test 
I will try out your first class ? for 10 frih$ it cant hurt. I will pm you tommrow iM getting tired. I want web design class.
sound cool but i have no time for this i already got school which will make me die
I want to do Webdesign 1
What do they cover in this course?
I want to learn PHP
Okay,
Just send me the money and I'll add you to the student lists and PM you your information.
mistuh griddlez, go ahead and pay now, and I'll send you the information about the test in a PM.
TeenZine, Please tell me if you wish to take the Placement Test. If you don't want to, you can just go straight into Web Design I.
ixtra, I will sign you up as soon as you send payment. I don't know exactly what our teacher has planned, but I know he is covering PHP in Web Design I.
I hope that answers everybody's questions.
~Tyler
I will like to take placement test. Also I assume this will include some support if im not sure of something.
Okay, I will get you the test link as soon as it's done. However, you do need to send the 10 Frih$ payment.
What type of support? On what?
like on the scripts if I have a ? on your class.
This is something i am definitely interested in. PM'd details over . I want to learn advanced HTML and PHP. TeenZine, the site is very interactive and lists your grades
Okay, people. The class site is almost finished! Start joining because it's only 5 FRIH$ TO JOIN NOW!!!!
I bid you good learning.
Donated 10Frih$ yet not a reply back no details for whats happening.
We are finishing up the classes. They'll be done by the weekend for sure.
Also
NEW COURSES ADDED!!!
Musical Theory I
Musical Theory II
Musical Theory III
Musical Composition
Music History
Sign-Ups are being accepted for these courses NOW. when is the class scheduls coming out?
I'll take M.T. 1
i've sent you a PM
DeviousRiders, before I can send you a schedule type thing, you must inform me of all classes you wish to take. If you just want webdesign, tell me. All schedules will be in PDF format and will be emailed to email address you were SUPPOSED to give to me.
I would like to get web-design-I course, I am going to donate 5frih$ to tyler.
Sent you a pm for webdesigning and also sent you 5 frih$. 
sent 5 frih$ for webdesign 1. hope im not too late No, you're right on time. hey tyler, I still havent received any PM from you regarding details of course
Actually can I take the placement test ?
Certainly. Our teacher is creating right now as we speak... I mean post. lol
| Tyler wrote: |
| Certainly. Our teacher is creating right now as we speak... I mean post. lol |
Ok Lol Um would I reseve it by email or on your forum ?No, you'll take the test on our specially design Learning Management System. You simply take the quiz and it's graded automatically by the system.
Nice I see you put a lot of effort in to this.
Yes, this project has been in development for well over a year, but was recently deemed finished.
i hav sent 10 fri for webdesign.
can u take 2 classes.
and how do u take them???
You take them by logging into our class site and reading the lessons. The assignments will also be listed.
As soon as the quizzes are set up.
sent you the 10 FRIH$ (sorry i haven't been on in a few days.)
when will i get the link for the advanced placement?
As soon as it's finished. It's quite a lengthy test and we're hooking everything up into a server we got just for the classes.
Not that you can do this but your selling something thats already free. There are tutorials all over the net and places like W3Schools . Also who are these professionals do they have any kind of resumes, and are they qualified to teach these subjects? Do you have any type of informational website created, also how will communication between students and teachers be made (email, webchat, VOIP, messengers, etc.)? Also some samples of these classes and schedules would be nice see how much this service is developed. Ha. I figured something like this would pop up from my lovely competition at DDS. These are not tutorials, they are 100% interactive online classes. We are all very qualified. I have Ph. D.'s in Musical Composition and Theory, World History, Geography and Chemistry. Our webdesign teacher, Professor Andrew Shadows, has degrees in computer science and programming and is very experienced at web design. Our aides, Miranda LeFloresson and Sandra de la Fleur both have degrees in higher education as well as education administration.
Being a big business, our company does very in-depth background checks.
As far as student-teacher communication, our system offers chat as well as a private messaging system. As well as samples of the classes, that is utterly impossible. If it helps you sleep better at night, I'll look into samples ^__^
Thanks
Not that i dont take your words as truth in real life things like resumes are handy and are usually required for jobs in schools so it would be nice to see verification of these things. Also do not bring DDS into this because the questions im asking are not meant to be damaging to your business only to clarify you and your staffs qualifications and actual developments so that everyone can know just how good your school is set up. If you dont post the info then the only way to find out is through inquiry and persistence. Not that its impossible but if you have Ph. D's in the subjects you say wouldnt have the qualifications but this would make you some what older due to the time you would have to put in to get them. If you could explain how this is that would be great.
Also just off to the side who is Seth Alan, i search him and nothing came up. I know you told be he's an upcoming Nashvile star.
| DeFwh wrote: |
Not that i dont take your words as truth in real life things like resumes are handy and are usually required for jobs in schools so it would be nice to see verification of these things. Also do not bring DDS into this because the questions im asking are not meant to be damaging to your business only to clarify you and your staffs qualifications and actual developments so that everyone can know just how good your school is set up. If you dont post the info then the only way to find out is through inquiry and persistence. Not that its impossible but if you have Ph. D's in the subjects you say wouldnt have the qualifications but this would make you some what older due to the time you would have to put in to get them. If you could explain how this is that would be great.
Also just off to the side who is Seth Alan, i search him and nothing came up. I know you told be he's an upcoming Nashvile star. |
Sorry for the spam but BURN. Hey its only 5 Frih$ it cant hurt I make more frih$ just posting a few messages.to be hones, i really don't care about 5 frih$ that much. If i get anything out of the class it's more than what i put into it.
*teenzine you beat me to the post Lol sorry But it is so true. 5 frih$ is nothing bad if it was like 25 frih$ I mite reconsitter.
| Tyler wrote: |
Simply Tell:
Your Real Name
The Class you want to take
Your email address
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Why is my real name necessary for you?A first and last name are needed by our system. If you don't want to give it, just give a false name.
By the way, in Denmark, you can take layered classes in college, so I earned all those Ph. D.'s at the same time over 4 years (only 4 are required for a Ph. D. here in those subjects)
By the way, don't drag my Uncle Seth into this, you have no business with him anyways.
Sorry DeFwh, but this is my business and I'm charging dirt cheap. My decisions, not yours. It's your fault you didn't design an online class system, not mine.
I know your charging only 5frih$'s, why worry but well im just asking. And really did i ever start an online class system? no. Did i want to? Nope Did you ask me if i was going to? No Then why the comments that seem to say haha i made it first. It doesnt bother me I just wish you could be a respectable business person and answer questions in a respectable manner. And maybe i should have pmed you about the seth alan thing but really whats the problem? I never crossed any line all i did was ask questions.
PM Me with your answer.
EDIT: Just as a note i said pm me with your answer so you dont have to spam the hell out of your forums. Also please stop name calling because that doesnt show anybody anything. As you may recall all i did was ask questions and all i have gotten back so far is some minor information and a lot of implicitive insults and unneeded remarks. Sorry for any grammar mistakes!
Last edited by DeFwh on Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:21 am; edited 1 time in total
How about no!? I don't answer to little kids who think they should be on top and know everything about everything.
My uncle does not wish to let any information about him out to the likes of you.
By the way, your grammar is so atrocious I can't undersand anything you type.
I apologize in advance for the double post, but DeFwh, your spamming my thread. I'll try to make this sound as nice as I can possibly get: either stop spamming up my thread or don't post in it.
By the way, thanks TeenZine, linexpert. I'm glad at least SOME people understand good e-business fundamentals.
u posting the link soon? i pmed my name
Tyler what's the progress? I have already PMed you my details & that I want to take the test.
The test will be completed by tomorrow at the most.
| Tyler wrote: |
I apologize in advance for the double post, but DeFwh, your spamming my thread. I'll try to make this sound as nice as I can possibly get: either stop spamming up my thread or don't post in it.
By the way, thanks TeenZine, linexpert. I'm glad at least SOME people understand good e-business fundamentals. |
Hey im neutral I see defwh point. And yours I have NO oppion.Well, you know what, I DON'T CARE. I don't have time to worry about it at the moment. This is getting off-task and I'm VERY irritated. If you don't like it, then DON'T TAKE A CLASS.
First of all congrats Tyler! for a new and innovative idea. Second... i will be pleased to join the course. I will send you 5Frih$ ASAP... along with the money pending. Please check this post of mine. *Click Me*
Phew! Something new to learn.. gr8. But what about the punishments if we dont do ur assignments 
, as I have my school exams going on, so I wont be ultra regular 
Just please PM me the due amount and I will give this 5 Frih$ with it too
~KMKM | Quote: |
...Simply give your:
REAL first and last names
Course(s) you want
Your E-mail Address
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I need that information.Cool now when are we going to do this. Im begining to think defwh is right that this is one scam.
| Tyler wrote: |
| Quote: | ...Simply give your:
REAL first and last names
Course(s) you want
Your E-mail Address
|
I need that information. |
ok i'll PM you that.. just give the previous dues along with it | TeenZine wrote: |
| Cool now when are we going to do this. Im begining to think defwh is right that this is one scam. |
Scam? No, we're just creating the test. I can't do it, but our web design professor assures me that the quiz is near completion.
The test will be completed soon I promise.i've sent the info and frih$....
please explan how this is going to work out....
thnx...
It's very close to completion.
i hope it's done soon.. im kinda getting worried about this whole thing myself...
Cool I cant wait to start now
People, don't fret.
The test is near completion.
Our teacher was just a bit busy.
The test only likes a couple of questions from completion.
Okay, people
the Web Design Placement Quiz is ready.
All who have PAID for enrollment in that course and requested the quiz will be receiving information via PM shortly.
Thanks,
Tyler
i paid for enrollment, but im not sure if i requested the wuiz... have i???
please can u pm me the quiz.
umm, i havent got anything and its been over 12 hours since u posted that message
I know, I know. I was very tired at the time and just had to go to sleep. I'm working on it now.
Wow this rocks I think I want to sign up for another course is it to late ?
Of course not, sign up for any course! Pretty nice site, huh? The script was built from scratch.
So, it wasn't a scam, was it?
Oh yeah, to show your support of JA Classes, why not add this to your signature?
To add it to your signature, look below:
| Code: |
[---Simple copy the following and paste it in your signature---]
[img]http://jonesalchemy.com/images/jaclasses.jpg[/img] |
i haven't recieved a message
hey can i sign up?
Donating 5 frih right now for web design! I still haven't received any PM yet..
i got the PM, got all the way in but the first 2 questions dont have answers to choose from.
| Quote: |
Web Design Placement Quiz
1
Marks:
--/1
<question removed>
Answer:
a.
b.
c.
d.
2
Marks:
--/1
<question removed>
Answer:
a. (script)
b. (script)
c. (script)
d. (script)
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but there arent any options. could u fix that and then i will submit the quiz. thanx Yes, there are options. on the first question the answer is the letter that is a correct HTML tag. i.e. <a> <b> <c> <d>
On the second, which is a proper javascrpit declaration: a (script) ; b (script) ; c (script) ; and d (script)
hunnyhiteshseth, Manofgames, I need your name and email and if you want to take the test first.
| Tyler wrote: |
Of course not, sign up for any course! Pretty nice site, huh? The script was built from scratch.
So, it wasn't a scam, was it?
Oh yeah, to show your support of JA Classes, why not add this to your signature?
To add it to your signature, look below:
| Code: | [---Simple copy the following and paste it in your signature---]
[img]http://jonesalchemy.com/images/jaclasses.jpg[/img] |
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lmao Thats bad I may need to hire someone to make a better one. Haha no realy I like.yeah i know. i don't have access to any good programs on this computer.
MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT
CyanEyed, there WAS a problem with the javascript question. Everyone who didn't understand that question needs to retake the quiz by doing the steps sent to you, excluding the enrolment key, you don't have to do that again.
nothing has changed except the font in which (script) is written in.
I have PMed you my name & email address.
Okay thanks.
If anyone has any requests on a new course to add, post it here!
New Course!
The Microsoft Office Course is now open for enrolment. Check top post for information.
I'd like to signup for Web Design I. I'll send you the 5FRIH$ momentarily. Hmm... im still waiting for my pm . Any idea when it will be delivered to me? Its been a day i guess.!
| Tyler wrote: |
New Course!
The Microsoft Office Course is now open for enrolment. Check top post for information. |
Come on I talked to most of your teachers you never even took a perfessional class in microsoft office. GET A grip.ARGHH. I have already PM'edyou the enough! I took a class on Office plus I use it daily at my business. Stop pointing fingers already. YOU get a grip.
| Tyler wrote: |
| ARGHH. I have already PM'edyou the enough! I took a class on Office plus I use it daily at my business. Stop pointing fingers already. YOU get a grip. |
Please do your self a favor and stf up thanks. | Quote: |
| Do not spam my thread. If you can't post without spamming, DON'T POST. |
Please make notice of that.Hey when are you going to send my Web Design 1 course, its been four days, i told you my details, also asking for real names is stupid and unnessary, so please hurry up 
Well, if you don't want to give your real name, give a false one you can remember. A full name is required by our operating database.
those first 2 questions still arent showing anything useful. i jus took a random guess at them and got it wrong. im not too pleased about this
KK... Ive dont everything I suppose... waiting eagerly for my test 
the Webdesign teacher says that the quiz isn't that good at finding out what people know.
He sugests having a demo site that you've made for him to look at to see what stage your at.
KMKM,
I still need your first and last name (give a false one if you're uncomfortable giving your real one)
Manofgames, you beat me to my post Mr. Shadows wishes that if you really want to show your skill, build a demo site from scratch. This will better show your ability.
If you don't want to do this then I suggest you start from the beginning and learn how
CyanEyed, Live with the score you got, somethings aren't plausible, but they happen anyways.
Thanks,
Tyler Tyler, I am again telling you. I had earlier PMed you my name & Email address, still I have received no communication from you about my test.
Very well, I will check and create your account information (I could of swore I sent it to you)
Wow these sound really interesting, but what does the Alchemy and Catalytics classes cover?
They cover Alchemy and Catalytics Three days since my last post asking where the hell my course is, its been more than a week now and I have given all my info so hurry up 
I'll create you an account.
| hunnyhiteshseth wrote: |
| Tyler, I am again telling you. I had earlier PMed you my name & Email address, still I have received no communication from you about my test. |
if u've already got it now then ignore this.
i checked the participants list on the course and it had ur name there and ur last access was: Monday, 16 October 2006, 03:58 PM (1 day 5 hours). if that wasnt u then maybe Tyler sent the PM to the wrong person?I don't get it, could you rephrase that last post please?
ok can i join web classes 1 2 and 3 ill pay 15 fri$
This sounds great. Can you send me the details by PM? I want to join your classes. Thanks!
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ.
THE CLASSES HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN SO THAT WE CAN REFURBISH THEM. THEY WILL BE 100% DIFFERENT WHEN WE'RE FINISHED. ACCOUNT INFO WILL STAY THE SAME, BUT THE CLASSES WON'T BE UP FOR 3-4 DAYS.
PLEASE BARE WITH US.
Thanks
tyler, i've pm'ed you multiple times. what's up with my site?
| Tyler wrote: |
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ.
THE CLASSES HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN SO THAT WE CAN REFURBISH THEM. THEY WILL BE 100% DIFFERENT WHEN WE'RE FINISHED. ACCOUNT INFO WILL STAY THE SAME, BUT THE CLASSES WON'T BE UP FOR 3-4 DAYS.
PLEASE BARE WITH US.
Thanks |
I was about to log in for the first time , then i thought i willl say thanx first and woah! classes down . Please try and refurbish them soon, I wanna learn | KMKM wrote: |
| Tyler wrote: | THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ.
THE CLASSES HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN SO THAT WE CAN REFURBISH THEM. THEY WILL BE 100% DIFFERENT WHEN WE'RE FINISHED. ACCOUNT INFO WILL STAY THE SAME, BUT THE CLASSES WON'T BE UP FOR 3-4 DAYS.
PLEASE BARE WITH US.
Thanks |
I was about to log in for the first time , then i thought i willl say thanx first and woah! classes down . Please try and refurbish them soon, I wanna learn |
Now that's somat yo don't hear everyday lol
by the way, where do you post the ad to your resume site??Ok, i'll wait when the classes will resume. Please PM me for any information, thanks!
linexpert, {Xenia Webdesign} has suspended all FriHost orders. Yours will be finished in due time, but other parts of the company are going through mergers and whatnot, so our time is being used up by that at the moment. By the way, your site's like that because I couldn't get all the files uploaded. We'll work on it soon.
damn, i tried logging in today and kaboom, a 404.
anyway, when theyre back up, any chance of a macromedia flash class. i wanna use flash studio 8 but all i can do at the moment is animate words Just checking.. I'm excited to be part of the class. Please don't forget to give me a log-in when it comes back up. Thanks.
| CyanEyed wrote: |
damn, i tried logging in today and kaboom, a 404.
anyway, when theyre back up, any chance of a macromedia flash class. i wanna use flash studio 8 but all i can do at the moment is animate words |
Get a book out of the library if you have a local one.Well, we're trying to find a new system to use. The old one just didn't work out on our server.
where do you get these 'Systems'
The web tutor said you choose them yourself
| Manofgames wrote: |
| CyanEyed wrote: | damn, i tried logging in today and kaboom, a 404.
anyway, when theyre back up, any chance of a macromedia flash class. i wanna use flash studio 8 but all i can do at the moment is animate words |
Get a book out of the library if you have a local one. |
the library dont have much in the technology section and most of it is irrelevent. i guess the only way im gonna learn is gonna be the same way i learnt html and photoshop: trial and error with help of online tutorialsWe get the systems from fellow companies and from time-to-time, free-lance developers.
i clicked the link you pmed me and it doesn't work!
apparantly he's setting up the site again
Means we need to hang on while he sets stuff up. I am myself am getting impatient Tyler, I'd like to see some results soon please.
i think he's also working on my site, haven't heard from him though. I want to take web design classes, what should I do?
Thanks for answer me... PM preferred.
Hey i will take Web Design 1 for the heck of it. PM me for my info!
i want to learn web design but confused about comment here ............... and i have to pay for it and how the classroom course will conduct and what cources are currently being provided by your site and what are exams pattern and how ineterctiion is possible among teacher and students?
i also doubted about this scenario as it has as low as $10frih..............
will u illuminate these topics somehow?
or i have to seach for other alternatives
i m a newbie here so cooperate with me and i think i will get my site next year cause i put request last month but it is still in progress People,
I'm very sorry, but due to recent hospitalization and health problems due to a disease that has finally caught up with me, I just don't feel like maintaining these classes here. I may set them back up in the future, but they will be open to everyone for free.
I'll be sure to make announcement on my site whenever I can. Be checking here for announcements.
Once again, I'm very sorry.
Tyler wow, that really sux tyler ... i hope you can somehow get better! what disease is it.
Hope you get better soon, and kepp my FRI$
