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So I got pulled over by this cop the other day,...

 


Bferd
... and after walking up to my window he asks for my licence and registration. Anyway he starts swatting at this fly buzzing around his head, I look up and say "circle fly huh?".
He says, "What do you mean 'circle fly', it's just a misquito."
I say, "No Sir, that there is a circle fly for sure. Why me and my brother used to spend hours watching those circle around the horse's ace."
He said, "Are you calling me a horses ace?"
I said, "No Sir, I am not, but you can't fool a circle fly!" Smile
Trent DeWhite
Okay... Confused
Bferd
Okay?

Okay?

Okay, lets try another one!
Bferd
...after walking up to my window he says, " where were you going so fast?"

I said, "Your house."
Bferd
Anybody else? Wink
rohan2kool
.. and asked, "I've been waiting for you all day". I replied, "I came as fast as I could".

taken from somewhere.. don't know where. most prolly it was posted in the frihost forums only Very Happy
Bferd
Now we've got the idea. Keep 'em commin'
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