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goutha
This is a transcript of the worlds dummest hacker on an IRC channel. The comments are not mine, they belong to the original poster of the dialogue. I had to share this with you.....


Quote:
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
<bitchchecker> answer!
<Elch> we didn't kick you
<Elch> you had a ping timeout: * bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
<bitchchecker> what ping man
<bitchchecker> the timing of my pc is right
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
<bitchchecker> you banned me
<bitchchecker> amit it you son of a bitch
<HopperHunter|afk> LOL
<HopperHunter|afk> shit you're stupid, DST^^
<bitchchecker> shut your mouth WE HAVE DST!
<bitchchecker> for two weaks already
<bitchchecker> when you start your pc there is a message from windows that DST is applied.
<Elch> You're a real computer expert
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<Elch> ok, i'm quiet, hope you don't show us how good a hacker you are ^^
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<Elch> Eh, it's 129.0.0.1
<Elch> or maybe 127.0.0.1
<Elch> yes exactly that's it: 127.0.0.1 I'm waiting for you great attack
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<Elch> Now I'm frightened
<bitchchecker> shut up you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
<Elch> to whom?
<bitchchecker> to you man
<bitchchecker> buy buy
<Elch> I'm shivering thinking about such great Hack0rs like you
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



What happened is clear: That guy entered his own IP-Adress in his mighty Hack-Tool and crashed his own PC. This way, the attack on my PC was a failure. I was already starting to think that I did not have to worry, but a good hacker never calls it a day. Two minutes later he returned.




* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> dude be happy my pc crashed otherwise you'd be gone
<Metanot> lol
<Elch> bitchchecker: Then try hacking me again... I still have the same IP: 127.0.0.1
<bitchchecker> you're so stupid man
<bitchchecker> say buy buy
<Metanot> ah, [Please control your cussing] off
<bitchchecker> buy buy elch
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-b5cd558e.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



There was a tension in the room... Would he manage, after these two failures, to crash my PC? I waited. Nothing happened. I felt relieve... Six minutes passed by until he prepared the next wave of attack. Being a Hacker, who usually cracks whole data centers, he knew what his problem was now.




* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch
<Metanot> bitchchecker how old are you?
<Elch> What's up bitchchecker?
<bitchchecker> you have a frie wal
<bitchchecker> fire wall
<Elch> maybe, i don't know
<bitchchecker> i'm 26
<Metanot> such behaviour with 26?
<Elch> how did you find out that I have a firewall?
<Metanot> tststs this is not very nice missy
<bitchchecker> because your gay fire wall directed my turn off signal back to me
<bitchchecker> be a man turn that shit off
<Elch> cool, didn't know this was possible.
<bitchchecker> thn my virus destroys your pc man
<Metanot> are you hacking yourselves?
<Elch> yes bitchchecker is trying to hack me
<Metanot> he bitchchecker if you're a hacker you have to get around a firewall even i can do that
<bitchchecker> yes man i hack the elch but the sucker has a fire wall the
<Metanot> what firewall do you have?
<bitchchecker> like a girl
<Metanot> firewall is normal a normal hacker has to be able to get past it...you girl^^
<He> Bitch give yourself a jackson and chill you're letting them provoce you and give those little girls new material all the time
<bitchchecker> turn the firewall off then i send you a virus [Please control your cussing]er
<Elch> Noo
<Metanot> he bitchchecker why turn it off, you should turn it off
<bitchchecker> you're afraid
<bitchchecker> i don't wanna hack like this if he hides like a girl behind a fire wall
<bitchchecker> elch turn off your shit wall!
<Metanot> i wanted to say something about this, do you know the definition of hacking??? if he turns of the firewall that's an invitation and that has nothing to do with hacking
<bitchchecker> shut up
<Metanot> lol
<bitchchecker> my grandma surfs with fire wall
<bitchchecker> and you suckers think you're cool and don't dare going into the internet without a fire wall



He calls me girly and says only his grandma would use a firewall. I know that elder people are much more intelligent then younger, but I couldn't let that rest. To see whether he really is a good hacker I lie and let everything as it is. I don't have a firewall at all, only my router.




<Elch> bitchchecker, a collegue showed me how to turn the firewall off. Now you can try again
<Metanot> bitchhacker can't hack
<Black<TdV>> nice play on words ^^
<bitchchecker> wort man
<Elch> bitchchecker: I'm still waiting for your attack!
<Metanot> how many times again he is no hacker
<bitchchecker> man do you want a virus
<bitchchecker> tell me your ip and it deletes your hard drive
<Metanot> lol ne give it up i'm a hacker myself and i know how hackers behave and i can tell you 100.00% you're no hacker..^^
<Elch> 127.0.0.1
<Elch> it's easy
<bitchchecker> lolololol you so stupid man you'll be gone
<bitchchecker> and are the first files being deleted
<Elch> mom...
<Elch> i'll take a look



In panic I started the Windows Explorer, my heart beating faster. Had I under-estimated him?




<bitchchecker> don't need to rescue you can't son of a bitch
<Elch> that's bad
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<Elch> yes, there's nothing i can do about it
<bitchchecker> and in 20 seconds f: is gone



Yes, true, G: and F: were gone. Did I ever have them? Doesn't matter, I did not have time to think, I was scared. bitchchecker was comforting me with a music tip.



<bitchchecker> tupac rules
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too



Drive EConfused Oh my god... All the games are there! And the vacation pictures! I instantly take a look. Everything still there. But the hacker said it was deleted....

Or isn't it happening on my computer?




<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<He> why doesn't meta say anything
<Elch> he's probably rolling on the floor laughing
<Black<TdV>> ^^
<bitchchecker> your d: is gone
<He> go on BITCH



The guy is good: My CD-drive is allegedly deleted! Bitchchecker turned my ancient disk sucker into a burner! But how did he do this? I'll have to ask him. Some encourage him. He himself is giving advice how to avoid the disaster on my hard drives.



<bitchchecker> elch man you're so stupid never give your ip on the internet
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent



Should I tell him he's not attacking my computer?




* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)



Too late... It's 20:22 when we get the last message of our hacker with the alias "bitchchecker". We see that he has a "Ping timeout". We haven't seen him since then... must be the Daylight Saving Time.
Da Rossa
HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Please, rephrase the topic title.... is it a HACKER??? maybe a 9yo boy that had just been dismissed by his ugly girlfriend.

OR

He's about 14-19 years old just playing the poster, testing his patience with this. No one is that fool, before even joining an IRC channel for the first time, he would have learnt what a hacker NEVER does Very Happy
Loghete
lol Laughing

But it seems to dumb to be true.. It may just be a novel.

But it was still funny Laughing
nox-Hand
If I were dumb enought to think this true, I'd be like HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHA LOLOMFGROFL!!!!ONE!!!1!!!!1111


But, however, I am not. Good read though Razz I seen this on many forums - travels a lot Laughing
wolfpack
Dang somebody took my title! I thought I was the "World's Worse Hacker" or HaX0r for all the cool people in the house. That was too too funny, great read! Razz
bulek
lol, what a dumb Laughing
How old is he anyway?
ocalhoun
That's a great idea, giving him the loopback adress instead of just refusing...
and that part about being a man and turning your firewall off is hilarious.
Ghost Rider103
lol, that was a great read. That would be great if it really is real Very Happy
Kaisonic
All that is just so funny! People on the Internet can be so funny sometimes. And it makes it even more fun cause it's those people you know you're never going to see again or even come in contact with on the Internet again, so you play with it so much and it makes it so funny. Sorry I'm rambling now.
Helios
Thanks for posting this one Very Happy

LOL, haven't had such a good laugh in months!
Cal_123
So, who's PC was he actually hacking? Confused Or didn't he do it at all?
HoboPelican
Cal_123 wrote:
So, who's PC was he actually hacking? Confused Or didn't he do it at all?



FYI, Cal, the ip 127.0.0.1 is ALWAYS shorthand for your own machine. In the story, the "hacker" was supposedly attacking himself....

Nice story, but I just can't believe anyone is that dumb and arrogant at the same time....hmm...names come to mind Wink
aceflooder
====LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL====

-no comments-
Sava
the best words here would be:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LMAO


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL


hope it's not spam but I can't help it Very Happy
dz9c
yea thats very funny
SNES350
I saw that somewhere a long time ago, I think on another forum, but I wonder where the story actually originated. Still funny the second or third time reading it. Sad that he didn't know the loopback IP address, but still his fault for trying to wipe the other guy's computer.
Ghost Rider103
Cal_123 wrote:
So, who's PC was he actually hacking? Confused Or didn't he do it at all?


Worlds dumbest reader? Or world dumbest poster? Laughing Laughing Laughing


JK, dont freak out!
bonestorm74
Wow. People should really get a clue before trying to hax everyone. I suppose it's a lesson learned for him. Wink But why do I have the sneaking suspicion he won't be any wiser the next time he tries it?
coolclay
I think this is a made up story, its really to hard to believe bu you never know there are really dumb people out there.
izcool
It would have been funnier if other people in the conversations threw out more IP addresses to crash, for example, his ISP's internet address. Someone could have done a check on his name and played it off like that it was their's. When he would go and "crash" that IP, he would be killing his internet. Razz

Another good one would be the IP address for your own router, like 192.168.1.1 for Linksys routers, and so on. The 127.0.0.1 was great though, as you cannot get better than that. Razz

I would like to regard that "hacker" to be a "script kiddie" since he doesn't seem to be qualifying to be a "hacker", there's very significant differences. In my eyes, a hacker makes their own stuff, where script kiddies use other people's work and often act in the way that one guy did.

To me, he doesn't sound like he's 26. I feel that people around his "proposed" age and below should have a better grasp on technology and know a lot more than it looks like he actually does.

If we want to talk about some really great script kiddies that got into some serious trouble, a really good one would be Mafiaboy who crashed CNN, Microsoft, Dell, Yahoo!, Amazon, and eBay in only a few days.

Still, that's a good laugh and a half. Very Happy

- Mike.
mhcjsquires
I think he deleted his own computer hard drive by mistake.
scotty
That's funny as hell! Don't you wish he had a webcam on or something and you had the last picture of him, face of terror and static in the bottom half of the piic!?!
mOrpheuS
Moved from "General Chat" section to "Jokes".
djcaution
Laughing LOLOL!!!!!
oh man, that's funny. I cant believe everybody in the room kept quiet & didnt anything about it being his own ip lol. I would've loved to see his reaction after that happened!

The best part was when he was deleting his own stuff and didnt even know it! Laughing <--YES that was meant to be taken lightly...
4ndY
It is inpossible to be such a idiot... If he is really such a idiot, then - how can he even turn his computer on.

127.0.0.1 or localhost is loop back IP - or own computer, and when u say that 127.0.0.1 is your IP address is correct but it isnt your IP address on which you connect to the others comp (Net, LAN, FW, etc.), so this "hacker" is the most dump person i ever read about (if he wrote and done all that for serious).
Kai06
izcool wrote:

I would like to regard that "hacker" to be a "script kiddie"
- Mike.


even a script kiddie knows more than this kid. its just an idiot messing around , wether or not he actually had a virus is the funny question XD
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