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Blonde Car Accident





knieja
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
NG
lol
MrsMadrox
Lol thats a good one
blackant
hahaha.. sometimes I really wonder. Are they that stupid?
ops..hope there ain't any blond here. Razz
dapmpsh
lmao thats funny, she must be a real ditz lol, hahahahaha Laughing
mrprezz
I have another blonde joke. One time three blondes appeared on this show called "Cast the Liar out". On this show, when you said a lie, you disappeared into thin air. Well, one day, there were three people appearing on this show, and the host told each one to say a lie. The three contestants, by the way, were a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. So each of them said a lie.

The Redhead said "I think Oliver North was a general" and was promptly vaporized

The brunette said "I think the Vietnam War ended in 1976". She was promptly vaporized.

Then came time for the blonde.....and she said "I think.........." And was promptly vaporized Laughing
Mehwii
Lmao! good one! Very Happy Laughing
niedziel
nice Shocked LOL
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