A man in his 90ies knew that his time left on earth probably wasn't long and he wanted someone his own age to live with until his time came, in which case he would will all of his possessions to this person. Well, one day while sitting on the deck, someone walked by, so the man stopped him and told him the story. The man agreed, but told him that he'd need his father's permission first. When asked where his father was, he replied "Back at home, cutting my grandfather's hair."
