Two astronauts went to the moon. After they arrived, one decided to conduct research in the shuttle while the other decided to go out collecting rocks. When the rock collector returned, he found the door locked and so he knocked on it. The astronaut inside said "Who's there?"
As an off topic waste of time, when I was in school a whole 4 months ago, I was talking to a friend of mine and he and I pretended to be cops investigating a severe rash of theft at the school.
"Hmm, I'm thirsty, I need a drink. Hmm, someone stole the fountains. Oh well, I'll just go up to the bathrooms and drink some of the water from the taps. Hmm, someone stole the taps. Oh well, I'll just go over to the chemistry lab, drink some distilled water. Hmm, someone stole the still... Oh well, I'll just go down to the boiler room, get some hot water. Hmm, someone stole the boiler..."
"I'm going to compile a list of all the stolen objects. The fountains, the taps, the still, the boiler, a gun (or some jellybeans, we aren't sure at this point). The principals pants, floor tiles, ceiling tiles, the ramp that made the caffeteria wheelchair accessible, anything else? What, a building support has gone missing? I'll add that to the list. Hmm... someone stole the list."
And finally, it ended like so.... "We can't get any work done here, someone keeps stealing everything. Lets come back in on Monday to finish the job... Hmm... someone stole the building."
You can basically play that game in any large public place with lots of pointless and random items to steal and esspecially so if you have lots of time to kill. Or basically just anyplace with lots of difficult to steal objects and if you've got plenty of time to kill. :-P Cheers and enjoy life.
As an off topic waste of time, when I was in school a whole 4 months ago, I was talking to a friend of mine and he and I pretended to be cops investigating a severe rash of theft at the school.
"Hmm, I'm thirsty, I need a drink. Hmm, someone stole the fountains. Oh well, I'll just go up to the bathrooms and drink some of the water from the taps. Hmm, someone stole the taps. Oh well, I'll just go over to the chemistry lab, drink some distilled water. Hmm, someone stole the still... Oh well, I'll just go down to the boiler room, get some hot water. Hmm, someone stole the boiler..."
"I'm going to compile a list of all the stolen objects. The fountains, the taps, the still, the boiler, a gun (or some jellybeans, we aren't sure at this point). The principals pants, floor tiles, ceiling tiles, the ramp that made the caffeteria wheelchair accessible, anything else? What, a building support has gone missing? I'll add that to the list. Hmm... someone stole the list."
And finally, it ended like so.... "We can't get any work done here, someone keeps stealing everything. Lets come back in on Monday to finish the job... Hmm... someone stole the building."
You can basically play that game in any large public place with lots of pointless and random items to steal and esspecially so if you have lots of time to kill. Or basically just anyplace with lots of difficult to steal objects and if you've got plenty of time to kill. :-P Cheers and enjoy life.
