short jokes

SGbilder

What is the hackers favorite candy..??
-Chips! (means "snacks" and computerchip on swedish.. muhahahaa =))

What has 200 legs and no "gender hair"(?) ?
-The first two rows in a Backstreet boys consert.

Why did Satan get so scared?
-He saw a crosspider!

lol, all for today.

xstoupa

One programmer see another carrying a lot of boxes and bags and he is asking:"where you go with so many stuff?", 2nd answers "My dady has an anniversary birthday, so these are presents for him."
and 1st is asking: "Anniversary? how old is he?"
and 2nd answers:"64"