Amitabh Bachhan Driving a Car...

itschahat

This is when Amitabh Bachan got fit after his long ilness.....

one fine morning he told his drvier "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge.., tum peechhe baito".

driver, "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."

amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he, I am fit and fine...kya dance karke dikhau, dialogue,

fighting kare dikhau.....Hain"

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast....zoooooooooom

breaks one red signal...

breaks second red signal....

breaks one more red signal...

Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..

Tells the driver to come out... "Chalo liscence dikhao, gaadi ke kagjaaat..."

Sees amitabh "are Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is very suprised to see him....

Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....

"Sir, aap jaldi yaha aye naake par..."

Sir"KYun kya hua??"

Havaldar:"Sir ek gaadi ne signal toda he aur maine us gaadi ko side me rakha he"

Sir: "To phir?"

hawaldar:"Sir, Us gaadi ka maalik bahut bada aadmi hai sir .... mein uska challan nahi phaad

sakta aap khud yaha aaiye .., ho sake to SSP ko bhee layen"
Sir:"KON MAALIK HE US GAADI KA??"

HAWALDAR : "WOH TO PATA NAHI SIR PAR USNE NE HE NA SIR ... AMITABH BACHHAN KO DRIVER RAKHA

HE...."

rohan2kool

For the non-indians, here is the translation in English:

This is when Amitabh Bachan(a very big celebrity in India) got fit after his long ilness.....

one fine morning he told his drvier "Today, I'll drive the car, you sit behind".

driver, "But sir, what about your health"

amitabh "My health is allright, I am fit and fine, should I dance in front of you, deliver a dialogue or do a fighting scene"(it is said in a typical amitabh bachhan style.. only those who have seen his movies will understand)

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast....zoooooooooom

breaks one red signal...

breaks second red signal....

breaks one more red signal...

Then a traffic hawaldar(constable) stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..

Tells the driver to come out... "C'mon, show me the license and the papers for the case"

Sees amitabh "omg, Amitabh Bachhan?!!!" he is very suprised to see him....

Then he quickly on wireless calls his senior officers....

"Sir, please come here quickly"

Sir"Why what happened"

Havaldar:"Sir, a car has broken three signals and I've stopped it"

Sir: "So what?"

hawaldar:"Sir, the man in the car seems to be a big hot-shot .... I can't give him a ticket .. and if possible, please also bring the SSP"
Sir:"Who's the owner of the car?"

HAWALDAR : "That's what I don't know, but he has kept amitabh bachhan as his driver"

@itschahat: please don't post hindi jokes in here, or atleast have the courtesy to translate them

@all: this joke itself wasn't funny. After translation it sucks even more.

out4fun2

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