Hello,
Just wanted to share this joke:
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
LOL
wasnt that funny??
whplace
haha @ #1 
haha, that was pretty funny. There is a lot of things that can sound wrong when taken out of context!
Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing golf one day. Moses hits his tee shot into a lake on the 5th hole, but walks up and parts the water and hits his ball onto the green.
Jesus hits his tee shot into the same lake, but walks onto the water and hits his ball onto the green.
The old man hits his ball right at the lake, but before it goes into the water, a fish jumps out and grabs the ball in its mouth. Before the fish splashes back into the water, a bird swoops down and takes the fish in its mouth and flies away. The dead fish coughs up the ball and it lands on the green and rolls into the hole.
On the way down the fairway, the old man says to Jesus, "Pretty good shot, eh?"
Jesus replies, "Will you stop @#!$ing around, Dad, and play golf!!!"
Haha, never knew golf was such a dodgy dirty sport!
Lol, Im gonna say these when I play Golf!
Kids, those are just common phrases in gold.
They don't mean anything else.
hehe pretty funny things ;D it's sounds strange but it isn't.
Well, used out of context they sound dirty, but they aren't meant to be. Nevertheless, they gave me a chuckle.
| Soulfire wrote: |
| Well, used out of context they sound dirty, but they aren't meant to be. Nevertheless, they gave me a chuckle. |
hehe yeah i can understand that. I mean that they sounds dirty but my english isn't so good. | Helios wrote: |
Kids, those are just common phrases in gold.
They don't mean anything else.
|
Oh yea common phrases in gold alright. I say i need to wash my balls when i am playing gold 
Who wants to explain to me how those are dirty[/innocence]
Nah, just kidding but jeez - saying that outside the course could get you in a lot of trouble round here Dude that was really, really good! Thanks 4 making me smile after a pretty shitty month Hey! man it was real funny thing...
hehe... i m still giggling
Hmm... Pretty good. I didn't chuckle, but I rarely do when I read stuff on my monitor.
sorry to rain on the laughter parade but doesnt this belong in the jokes section??
My friend plays golf and somehow I think he's gonna get the piss ripped out of him. 
Neal HAHA the last one is great!!
Wait I have to wash my balls first..
Well maybe golf is funier than I thought i always thought a hole in one was quite a funny saying. i suppose it could apply to golf as well!
lol
hehe there should be a post like this for paintball, paintball terms can get really REALLY bad lol... like when the autococker is short-stroking in the shaft for example.
k well my previous post should have read auto-cawker <--have to spell it stupid 
Someone look up top ten lines in starwars that sound dirty. I remember one. It was somthing like "are you sure you can pull out in time at this speed?" theres some other quility ones that i dont remember and am too lazy to look up.
ok, ok, i looked up the star wars lines and they are pretty funny, although not as good as the golf ones, or what i imagine the paintball ones would be.
| Quote: |
Top Ten Lines From "Star Wars" That Sound Kinda Dirty
10. You're all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home!
duder - Kansas City, MO
9. "Grab it. Almost ... you almost got it. Gently now, alright, easy, easy..."
abdul - Overland Park, KS
8. It surrounds us and penetrates us.
sg - Kansas City, MO
7. He's got too much of his father in him.
ken - Kansas City, MO
6. Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash.
sg - Kansas City, MO
5. "Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it?"
scooterj - Kansas City, MO
4. It's no good down here, I can't maneuver!
sg - Kansas City, MO
3. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
abdul - Overland Park, KS
2. "Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
scooterj - Kansas City, MO
1. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
sg - Kansas City, MO
The following honorable mentions only just barely missed the cut:
* Punch it Chewy
mccrackenskeet - Liberty, MO |
source: http://www.kenthinks.com/topten/archiveview.html?topic=20061105 haha, ima gonna have to remember some of those! nice post :b
| whplace wrote: |
Hello,
Just wanted to share this joke:
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
LOL
wasnt that funny??
whplace |
Good one man | whplace wrote: |
Hello,
Just wanted to share this joke:
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T
10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.
LOL
wasnt that funny??
whplace |
So, when I see some girls playing golf, all I have to do is ask to join there threesome?My girlfriend is here with me laughing on this thread. It's even more funny because we have no background in golf. nice post!
THose are awesome.
My favorite was the :
Hold up, I need to wash me balls first.
Next, I liked the:
My hands are so sweaty, I can't get a good grip.
