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TimsJugling

Automobile Acronyms

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

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chaostheory

Ha, nice little acronyms you've got going there. Did you think of them yourself or find them?

luxtu

great list Smile

Dragonfly

Its interesting but many of them do not really describe how they actually are. Because you just don't have more options to describe one to make it look okay. But its a hard try and still it should be termed a great list. I could never spend time on doing such things, listing all those automobiles and others what they should be called. Very Happy

althalus

TimsJugling · Last edited by TimsJugling on Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:46 am; edited 1 time in total

No I did'nt think "all" of them up. some of my friends helped to. and some I got off the web. and a couple of them I did. cool though eh?

Mona

Ha, lol, those are funny! A few of em ive seen before that i recognize.

foggy

Moving to Jokes, this doesn't belong in the General Chat area. Thanks.

dhpersonal

HUMMER
Huge, Ugly Mom Mobile [is the] Expensive Reality

Haha. Those aren't easy make up, so I guess you're pretty good with your words. I made up that Hummer one, and needless to say it doesn't make sense...

SATURN
Someone Always Turns Unexpectedly Ruining Naughtymobile

Oh my word, I'm worse than I thought.

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