1. The alphabet
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
2. Santa's Helpers
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!
3. Santa's wife
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.
Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
2. Santa's Helpers
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!
3. Santa's wife
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A: A dependent Claus.
