Some funny Quote jokes>>CHECK>>

Reflex

1. The alphabet

Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?

A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.

2. Santa's Helpers
Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses!

3. Santa's wife
Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

SNES350

Clever, but not so much funny. I did get a laugh out of them though Cool

TimsJugling

those are funny!

Sluff

yeah i will agree good jokes but no laughs for me