Not one of my favorites, but it made me smile:
A wolf was walking in the forset.
After some time, he noticed a bunny reading a book.
The wolf approached the bunny and asked him:
Wolf: "What are you reading there, bunny?"
Bunny: "Reading a book about logic."
Wolf: "What the heck is that?"
Bunny: "Logic? I'd be glad to demonstrate."
Wolf: "Go ahead..."
Bunny: "Do you have a lighter?"
Wolf: "Sure."
Bunny: "If you own a lighter, you probably smoke."
Wolf: "I do smoke!"
Bunny: "If you smoke, you probably drink, too."
Wolf: "Well, I go to the bar sometimes."
Bunny: "If you snmoke and drink, you must have spare cash."
Wolf: "I do have spare cash."
Bunny: "If that's true, then you must have a good salary."
Wolf: "Yeah, I have a great job."
Bunny: "If you're so successful, you probably go to high level clubs."
Wolf: "I am quite famous..."
Bunny: "Then you probably score well with the ladies."
Wolf: "Yep. You can say that."
Bunny: "Means you're not gay!"
Wolf: "Wow, I'm really not gay! Nice logic, bunny! Could I borrow that book?"
He takes the book, sits down and start reading it.
After a while, a bear approaches the wolf and asks him:
Bear: "What are you reading, m8?"
Wolf: "A book about logic."
Bear: "Oh, what's that??"
Wolf: "Let me show you..."
Wolf: "Do you have a lighter?"
Bear: "No..."
Wolf: "You're gay!
"
A wolf was walking in the forset.
After some time, he noticed a bunny reading a book.
The wolf approached the bunny and asked him:
Wolf: "What are you reading there, bunny?"
Bunny: "Reading a book about logic."
Wolf: "What the heck is that?"
Bunny: "Logic? I'd be glad to demonstrate."
Wolf: "Go ahead..."
Bunny: "Do you have a lighter?"
Wolf: "Sure."
Bunny: "If you own a lighter, you probably smoke."
Wolf: "I do smoke!"
Bunny: "If you smoke, you probably drink, too."
Wolf: "Well, I go to the bar sometimes."
Bunny: "If you snmoke and drink, you must have spare cash."
Wolf: "I do have spare cash."
Bunny: "If that's true, then you must have a good salary."
Wolf: "Yeah, I have a great job."
Bunny: "If you're so successful, you probably go to high level clubs."
Wolf: "I am quite famous..."
Bunny: "Then you probably score well with the ladies."
Wolf: "Yep. You can say that."
Bunny: "Means you're not gay!"
Wolf: "Wow, I'm really not gay! Nice logic, bunny! Could I borrow that book?"
He takes the book, sits down and start reading it.
After a while, a bear approaches the wolf and asks him:
Bear: "What are you reading, m8?"
Wolf: "A book about logic."
Bear: "Oh, what's that??"
Wolf: "Let me show you..."
Wolf: "Do you have a lighter?"
Bear: "No..."
Wolf: "You're gay!
"
