Well, not me personally... but some of those other people are doing it.
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That's from metafilter, where I also found;
Which would make a great T-shirt. Regardless I think I like FUH2 better, but humping is humping.
datter wahahaha what people won't come up with.
so does it have to be recorded? or can you do it just for your own amusement, secretly. and does it have to be a hummer? is a caravan enough? maybe a limmo? or does it even have to be a big car? can it be a mini or a smart? why car for that matter? what about a bike, a moped or a scooter?
so many questions that puzzle me 
The point is that hummers are the most ugly, retarded, stupid, gas sucking vehicles ever created, and humping things is fun. So why not demonstrate your hatred, for them by humping and utterly humiliating them.
I'LL DO IT!!!
Let me find one first...
Does an Escalade count?
Because my neighbor has one...
And I hate him...
Looks like it was arousing for many. If they where humping a sports car, I can tell you they won't live to see another car.
Lmao!.. I've never seen a hummer over here in england! 
We have hummer stretch limo's though
Maybe that'll do . Muahahah 
lol.
Hammy. | coolclay wrote: |
| The point is that hummers are the most ugly, retarded, stupid, gas sucking vehicles ever created, |
Ugly is your opinion. You said 'vehicles', so I guess that means Hummers suck more gas than, say, airplanes. They're not stupid or retarded, they were made for military use first, and they simply serve their purpose. The H2 and H3 were made due to demand, and making money isn't really a stupid or retarded idea. | hlavco wrote: |
| Ugly is your opinion. You said 'vehicles', so I guess that means Hummers suck more gas than, say, airplanes. They're not stupid or retarded, they were made for military use first, and they simply serve their purpose. The H2 and H3 were made due to demand, and making money isn't really a stupid or retarded idea. |
NOT UGLY is you avater, NOT GAS, Jet fuel is.... Put gasoline in an airplane and watch everyone die.
I agree... making money is not stupid. Especially if you already make enough to hire someone to wipe your butt for you.
Way to promote helping those who already have the means to help themselves...
HUMVEES were made for military use. Hummers in combat would be like a plush velvet interior inside of an M1A1. Sucks when correcting someone's words backfires on ya eh? | AdamantMonk wrote: |
| HUMVEES were made for military use. Hummers in combat would be like a plush velvet interior inside of an M1A1. Sucks when correcting someone's words backfires on ya eh? |
Like I said, they were made for military use first. When the company realized the public demand, they turned the Humvee into the Hummer, which had a few more commodities and a bit less armor.
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| NOT GAS, Jet fuel is.... |
I should've said ship. They get gallons to the mile. That's pretty bad.
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| I agree... making money is not stupid. Especially if you already make enough to hire someone to wipe your butt for you. |
I dunno, GM seems to be in pretty bad financial shape.I love this
I always said, those who own Hummers are guys who can't get hummers, if you know what I mean That's hillarious. I'd have to agree that in today's world it seems pretty stupid to drive a vehicle that gets below 20mpg. But then again, if you can afford to use all the world's gas, it's yours!
...I feel bad for the hummer.
C-R-A-Z-Y
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I always said, those who own Hummers are guys who can't get hummers, if you know what I mean |
I always thought the same thing about guys who had fancy sport cars! Usually can't drive worth a rat's patottie, but thought it would impress the ladies. Hey. maybe it's just sour grapes? I'm just waiting for someone to say...
"I humped your mom's hummer"
Ah, yes. Baseball is no longer America's passtime, it's now HUMPING HUMMERS!
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Ah, yes. Baseball is no longer America's passtime, it's now HUMPING HUMMERS! |
Although I enjoy the quoted, I would have to say baseball hasn't been the American passtime for quite a while now.man, that's pretty sick. some people have way too much free time
lmao! now that is how you make money off the web.
Haha. There is a Hummer H3 on my street not Id rather not hump it considering its owner is a town judge and her husbands a police capt.
heh yeah, good call, you deserve a miller light
Heh...this is too funny. Now I have to buy a video camera so I can get in on this. But, since I'm a woman, can I use a strap on? 
a hummer in combat isnt like a plush tank by any means..... wonder why blackwater went from h2's and 3's back to landrovers....hummmmm??? huvees suck anyway....
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| Haha. There is a Hummer H3 on my street not Id rather not hump it considering its owner is a town judge and her husbands a police capt. |
Do you think there is somekind of profanity gesture towards vehicle law?
Better not try because they could argue that the Hummer is a minor! | Karl wrote: |
| Better not try because they could argue that the Hummer is a minor! |
That all comes down to what year the Hummer was built...
Humping a Hummer... I've seen weirder things.. 
hmmm...comedy. This is so funny it belongs in the Jokes Forum.
-Moved-
although the hummer IS an awfully useless vehicule (canadian spelling) it did bring in a truckload of cash, so it is not "retarded"
