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| You're driving along a dark, deserted road when suddenly a UFO appears overhead in front of you. You pull over just as a beam of light radiates from the craft, and you can see five gray-colored aliens descending in the beam. You get out of your car for a closer look. Uh-oh! The aliens are rapidly moving toward you, and you think that you're going to be abducted. What should you do?
Do not panic. The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, body probes, etc.). Such images may encourage the alien to take you. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone. If you're desperate, try and sell it a life insurance policy--that usually repels humans, and it may also work on EBEs. Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light or in a safe place. Picture the EBE handcuffed and behind bars or being audited by the IRS. Telepathic EBEs may get the message. Resist physically. Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE's eyes (if it has any). You will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are. |
How o foil an Alien Abduction ;)
Nice copy and paste job here. At least you could credit the source?
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/worst_case_scenario/1289306.html
http://www.popularmechanics.com/science/worst_case_scenario/1289306.html
Sound advice from whatever the source. Personally I just don't drive on deserted backroads late at night...so far it has worked for me 
Personally, I wouldn't want to resist being abducted. If a random UFO appeared, and some EBE's beamed down, I'd be like "Hey guys, wassup? You guys speak English?" And then I'd gauge their reaction. If it seems like they want to communicate and do the whole learning experience thing so our races get to know each other, I'd show 'em into the car and drive 'em around. If they seem like they wanna kill me, I'd get back in the car and drive away as fast as I could. But if they don't wanna kill me, and they just wanna abduct me, I'd be okay with that. Then I could be one of those crazy people that run around saying I was abducted by aliens and everyone would think I'm crazy and I'd laugh at them because I'd know I was right. And I'd be like, BOO YA.
What!!!! Go for the eye, Do you know how much people like Inhumane Research Institutions would pay you to allow them to disect a tip top shape Alien?
I'd personally Kill it somehow and then disect it and stuff it with cotton as a little War Throphy.
I'd personally Kill it somehow and then disect it and stuff it with cotton as a little War Throphy.
Honestly, if I were confronted with this situation it would come down to "fight or flee"...and I think I would opt for the "flee" option. All the rumours about those "alien probes" really gives me the creeps.
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| Honestly, if I were confronted with this situation it would come down to "fight or flee"...and I think I would opt for the "flee" option. All the rumours about those "alien probes" really gives me the creeps. |
Usually I hear they strip you down and then probe you harder than a Cavity Search. But it's no worse than a cavity search. I hear they insert stuff in you....*Cough A**L Probe and possibly organ removal.
I'll simply run with my virginity intact...as well as my organs thank you very much 
I would run.
in my car, which would hopefully drive more quickly than the aliens
in my car, which would hopefully drive more quickly than the aliens
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