Here's a compilation of small jokes & quotes -
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
A woman was telling her friend,
"I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said,
"There was water in the carburetor."
I asked her, "Where's the car?"
She replied, "In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
A woman was telling her friend,
"I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
"A billionaire." she replied,
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
