Get 24 boxes of condoms, randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the bathrooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
While handling knives in the housewares department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME, PICK ME!!!!!!'
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'
Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly ..'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the bathrooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3 in housewares,'...and see what happens.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?
Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
While handling knives in the housewares department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME, PICK ME!!!!!!'
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker assume the foetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'
Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly ..'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!'.
