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Guns Buried in The Garden

An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland.His only son was in prison.The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden,but he didn't known anyone who would help him plow up the garden.

He wrote to his son about it ,and received this reply,"For HEAVENS SAKE,don't dig up that garden,that's where I buried the GUNS!"

At 4AM the next morning,a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,but didn't find any guns.

Confused,the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was :"Just plant your potatoes."
PeterAtWindsor
sunfans wrote:
Guns Buried in The Garden

An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden, but he didn't known anyone who would help him plow up the garden.

He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply,"For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"

At 4AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.

Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was :"Just plant your potatoes."


Some where there is a parable of an old farmer who had three lazy sons. The sons were expecting a huge inheritance to be divided amongst them when he died.

When he eventually died his will contained the stipulation that the farm should be held in common and all profits divided equally, but there was a pot of gold hidden in the fields and whoever found it could keep it. Sons the sons feverishly set to work to digging up the land in search of the gold, but by the time it was time to plant they hadn't found it so they stopped the search until after harvest.

This continued for several years and the farm prospered.
Blaster
haha thats great. Reminds me of another one. Cheap labor Razz
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