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The Czar
3 guys were captured by some cannibals.

The cannibal leader asked them to find fruits or vegies and bring ten of them in order to live.

1st guy comes back with 10 pears.

The cannibal leader asked him to shove them up his own as* without showing pain or any other emotion. After the 1st guy shoved in 3 pears he laughed and got killed. The 2nd guy comes and brings back 10 peas. He was told to shove it up his own as* without showing any emotion. He shoved in nine and suddenly laughed and got killed.

He meets the 1st guy in heaven. The 1st guy asked the 2nd guy why he laughed.



The 2nd guy said, "Look at him carrying 10 watermelons" referring to the 3rd guy.
squirrelmaster
yeah ive heard that before except it wasn't watermelons it was pineapples, which i think would be worse
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