One afternoon a little boy walks in to hear his parents arguing. His dad screams, "YOU *****" and his mum screams, "YOU BASTARD".
"Mommy, Daddy, what do ***** and bastard mean?", the boy says.
Surprised that he's there the mum says "Oh honey, bastard is another word for man!" and the dad chimes in saying, "and ***** is just another word for lady!".
"Okay.", the boy replies.
Later that night the parents are in their room having sex and the boy walks past their door and hears his father say, "Oh I love your tits" and the mum reply, "I love your d*ck".
The boy walks in and says "Mommy, Daddy, what do tits and d*ck mean?"
Once again surprised by his presence the mum replies "d*ck is just another word for hats!", and the dad says "And tits is another way of saying coat"
"Okay" the boy replies.
The next day the family is getting ready for a dinner party, the boy goes upstairs and notices his father in the bathroom shaving. He cuts himself and shouts "sh*t"
"Daddy what does *sh*t mean?" says the boy.
"sh*t is just another word for shaving cream!" says the dad.
"Okay"
The boy he*** downstairs where his mum is slicing the turkey and she cuts her finger and screams "F*CK"
The boy asks her what f*ck means and she replies, "f*ck means slicing turkey "
"Okay" he says.
Soon the guests arrive and the boy opens the door and says
"*****es and bastards, welcome to our home! You can hang your tits and d*cks on the rack. My dad's upstairs putting sh*t on his face and my mom's in the kitchen f*cking the turkey. "
"Mommy, Daddy, what do ***** and bastard mean?", the boy says.
Surprised that he's there the mum says "Oh honey, bastard is another word for man!" and the dad chimes in saying, "and ***** is just another word for lady!".
"Okay.", the boy replies.
Later that night the parents are in their room having sex and the boy walks past their door and hears his father say, "Oh I love your tits" and the mum reply, "I love your d*ck".
The boy walks in and says "Mommy, Daddy, what do tits and d*ck mean?"
Once again surprised by his presence the mum replies "d*ck is just another word for hats!", and the dad says "And tits is another way of saying coat"
"Okay" the boy replies.
The next day the family is getting ready for a dinner party, the boy goes upstairs and notices his father in the bathroom shaving. He cuts himself and shouts "sh*t"
"Daddy what does *sh*t mean?" says the boy.
"sh*t is just another word for shaving cream!" says the dad.
"Okay"
The boy he*** downstairs where his mum is slicing the turkey and she cuts her finger and screams "F*CK"
The boy asks her what f*ck means and she replies, "f*ck means slicing turkey "
"Okay" he says.
Soon the guests arrive and the boy opens the door and says
"*****es and bastards, welcome to our home! You can hang your tits and d*cks on the rack. My dad's upstairs putting sh*t on his face and my mom's in the kitchen f*cking the turkey. "
