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The Bright Side Of Global Warming





i_am_mine
The Bright Side of Global Warning:

* Casual Friday becomes clothing optional Friday.
* Not nearly as many frog species to catalogue.
* MTV's Jose Cuervo Spring Break Brought to You Live From the World Famous Beaches of Nova Scotia.
* History Channel specials on picnics.
* Dive the ruins of Bangladesh.
* Extreme Siberian Summers. In December.
* Less glaciers, more salt flats.
* Wyoming coconuts.
* Deteriorating ozone makes air travel too dangerous for politicians to make trips back to home districts.
* Louis Vuitton full body containment suits.
* A flourishing alligator sightseeing industry on Lake Michigan.
* Dune buggies everywhere dude.
* Monkey wranglers; a north American growth industry.
* A perfect all round tan in less than 30 seconds.
* Aged Duluth Coffee beans.
* Worried about unprovoked polar bear attacks? Don't be. Ever again.
* Ocean front property in Missouri.
* Antarctic pinot noir.
* Real black panthers in Oakland.
* Surfing + Sweden = nirvana.
* So many hurricanes, your name guaranteed to cycle through the list much more often.
* Backyard dwarf banana trees.
* No need to retire to Arizona; Arizona will come to you.
FunFunkyFritz
Climbing Everest? - That will be too easy.
ocalhoun
*Florida's phosphate replinished
*Polar exploration daytrips
*United Republic of Antarctica exports mainly tropical fruit
triggerhappy
hahahah you get a 2-in-1 hotel stay
beautiful oasis desert by day,
and winter wonderland by night Laughing
FunFunkyFritz
* The names of the Bush family will forever be remembered, unfortunately as the names of the new weather phenomenas that will make El Niño look like a summer breeze. e.g. the yearly occuring global scale hurricane "W" etc. etc.

* The English language will be easier to learn when some words can be eliminated from the dictionary. - snow, ice, freezing, cold, frost etc.
simp
I can hardly wait till you experience global warming induced climate upheaval in a neighborhood near you. Then I don't think you'll think it's so funny.
Blaster
yea global warming is serouis. Like lets put it this way.

*You will be able to swim everywhere becuase wather will be all around.
Vanquish
Fishkeeping will be much cheaper!

Neal
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