A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a chinese man and punches him in the face. "Owch!" the chinese man says. "What was that for?" "That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says. "But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?" And the jewish man sits back down. Then, the chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face. "Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?" "That was for the Titanic," the chinese man says. "But that was an iceberg!" "Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"
The best ethnic joke
Not to offend anyone but here is one ...
4 people climb up a mountain and one of them was an American, He started burning money. The others a Bruneian, Japanese and an Filipino asked why?
The American said, we Americans are rich ... The Japanese starts building robots and programming them to fall off the mountain. The American, Bruneian and Filipino asked why he did that.
The Japanese said that, Japan has many robots. The Bruneian threw the Filipino off the cliff and when asked why, He said, Brunei has many foreign workers ...
4 people climb up a mountain and one of them was an American, He started burning money. The others a Bruneian, Japanese and an Filipino asked why?
The American said, we Americans are rich ... The Japanese starts building robots and programming them to fall off the mountain. The American, Bruneian and Filipino asked why he did that.
The Japanese said that, Japan has many robots. The Bruneian threw the Filipino off the cliff and when asked why, He said, Brunei has many foreign workers ...
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