How to catch a lion
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Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action, there is an
equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to
higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired
soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Schrodinger Method: At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
Inverse Transformation Method: We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
Thermodynamic Procedure: We construct a semi-permeable membrane, which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
Integration Differention Method: Integrate the forest over the entire
area. The lion is somewhere in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion.
The Banta singh's Method: DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.
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Newton's Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action, there is an
equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.
Einstein Method: Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to
higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired
soon. Now you can trap it easily.
Schrodinger Method: At any given moment, there is a positive probability
that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.
Inverse Transformation Method: We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
Thermodynamic Procedure: We construct a semi-permeable membrane, which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.
Integration Differention Method: Integrate the forest over the entire
area. The lion is somewhere in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion.
The Banta singh's Method: DON'T EVEN TRY. YOU'LL GET CAUGHT BY THE LION.
