The red man lived in the red house
The pink man lived in the pink house
The blue man lived in the blue house
so who lived ib the whit house?!
Logical question
The red man lived in the red house
The pink man lived in the pink house
The blue man lived in the blue house
so who lived ib the whit house?!
Some idiot with sociopathic tendencies.
| Dor-S wrote: |
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The red man lived in the red house The pink man lived in the pink house The blue man lived in the blue house so who lived ib the whit house?! |
Then naturally it has to be white man..Ha ha ...
BUSH 
not the white man ^^
not the white man ^^
| nivinjoy wrote: |
| Then naturally it has to be white man..Ha ha ... |
I think you'll find the politically correct answer is any man who is of any colour can live in any house of any colour.
Bush 
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)A white man lived in white house.
| Dor-S wrote: |
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The red man lived in the red house The pink man lived in the pink house The blue man lived in the blue house so who lived ib the whit house?! |
The Rainbow man
As white is composed by all colors
whit man livedBush, the man of the rainbow flag
Let me share a little funny joke
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 fruit?
Student: (After thinking a lot)
10 Apples, Sir.
Teacher: Tell me the names of 10 fruit?
Student: (After thinking a lot)
10 Apples, Sir.
Let me share .. one more little funny joke
A man bought a goat
After slaughtering, he found that there is no brain in the head
He went to the former owner of the goat and asked for the reason of 'not having brain'.
The former owner told immediately
"Dear Gentleman, I am sorry but she was the teacher"
Lesson: ......................
Warning: Not every time, exceptions are always there!!!
A man bought a goat
After slaughtering, he found that there is no brain in the head
He went to the former owner of the goat and asked for the reason of 'not having brain'.
The former owner told immediately
"Dear Gentleman, I am sorry but she was the teacher"
Lesson: ......................
Warning: Not every time, exceptions are always there!!!
Sub: Killing the husband with Prescription
A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the
pharmacist for some arsenic.
The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady says "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the pharmacist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.
He looks at the photo and says Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize you had a prescription.
A lady walks into a pharmacy and asks the
pharmacist for some arsenic.
The pharmacist asks "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?"
The lady says "To kill my husband."
"I can't sell you any for that reason," says the pharmacist.
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of her husband having sex with the pharmacist's wife.
He looks at the photo and says Oh, pardon me, I didn't realize you had a prescription.
A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate.
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
"See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa."
"It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the map again."
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate.
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East.
"See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa."
"It will bring about world peace and harmony."
The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for...a good man."
The genie let out a sigh and said, "Let me see the map again."
| bloodrider wrote: | ||
The Rainbow man
As white is composed by all colors |
Oh, I really like this one
That takes wit!Sub: Men and women are donkeys which earn and spend money [3/4]
Equations (set c)
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woman= eat + sleep + spend
donkey = eat + sleep
so
woman = donkey + spend
woman - spend = donkey
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
The result is, a woman is a donkey who does not know how to spend money.
-- Good Luck
Equations (set c)
=================
woman= eat + sleep + spend
donkey = eat + sleep
so
woman = donkey + spend
woman - spend = donkey
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey
The result is, a woman is a donkey who does not know how to spend money.
-- Good Luck
Logical Equation:
Woman = time * money //to have a woman you have to spend both time and money
time = money //time is money
money = squareroot(evil) //money is the root of evil
Therefore:
deriving from the equations above--
Woman = money * money //using time = money
Woman = squareroot(evil) * squareroot(evil) //using money = squareroot(evil)
Woman = squareroot(evil) ^2 //you'll have squareroot of evil squared
Woman = evil //squareroot is canceled by squared giving you the answer.
Woman = time * money //to have a woman you have to spend both time and money
time = money //time is money
money = squareroot(evil) //money is the root of evil
Therefore:
deriving from the equations above--
Woman = money * money //using time = money
Woman = squareroot(evil) * squareroot(evil) //using money = squareroot(evil)
Woman = squareroot(evil) ^2 //you'll have squareroot of evil squared
Woman = evil //squareroot is canceled by squared giving you the answer.
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