i realy hate chavs

rocksta

1.What do u call a chav in a box?

Innit

2.What do u call a chav in a cabinet?

Sorted

3.What do u call a chav in a box with a lock on it?

Safe

4.Why are chav's like slinkys?

They have no real use, but its great watching

1 fall downstairs

5.If ur in a car and u see a chav on a bike,why should u not run him over?

It might be your bike

6.How do u get 100 chav's in a phonebox?

Paint

3 stripes on it

7.2 chav's in a car with no music playing,who's driving?

The police

8.What do u say 2 a chav in a suit?

Will the defendant plz stand up

9.Why is 3 chav's going over a cliff in a nova a shame?

Cos a nova has 4 seats

10.What do u call 100 chav's at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start

11.Why did the chav cross the road?

To start a fight with a complete stranger

12. 2 chav's jump off beachy head,who wins?

Society

Rustyk1

Ah, i share your distain for chavs. Some of these jokes made me laugh. I think I will be retelling 5 and 12 the most!

Pyro Man

ha ha yeah theyre good I have to more:

1. Why did the chav stare at the orange juice carton?

It said concentrate on it

2. How does a chavette turn on the light after sex?

Opens the car door.

Devang

ha ha

quite amazing and hilarious..

Blaster

Hmm i gues a chav is a bad person or soemthing. They made me laugh though. Great jokes.

Pyro Man

alkady

Okay I got a good one.

What do you call a chav riding in a Mercedez-Benz?

Grand Theft Auto

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What do you call a plane full of chavs about to crash?

A good start

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Whats the difference between a chav and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

or

A pizza doesnt scream in a oven.