A new one... 
Liberal Montenegrin would marry Serbian woman. His father explains him some marriage rules and tactics.
"First of all, kiss her for a long, long time, so she can see you are careful.
Then, stroke her for a long, long time, so she can see you are tender.
And finally, kiss yourself down so she can see you are independent."
Liberal Montenegrin would marry Serbian woman. His father explains him some marriage rules and tactics.
"First of all, kiss her for a long, long time, so she can see you are careful.
Then, stroke her for a long, long time, so she can see you are tender.
And finally, kiss yourself down so she can see you are independent."
