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No of course AOHell isn't bad
Yes, and they are often adware
sounds more like Nike
Back to the Columbine controversey, eh?
or could just be being a teenager, and the inconsideration of parents.
WTF, its black douche.
Original source AFAIK
BTW if you haven't figured out the article was written as a joke! I found it some years back, and had immeaditely left a vulgar comment, not realizing it was a joke
. anyway, the other linux thread as well as another article (a real one) reminded me of this treasure 
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| Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL. These providers have a strict "No Hacking" policy, and take careful measures to ensure that your internet experience is enjoyable, educational and above all legal. If your child is becoming a hacker, one of his first steps will be to request a change to a more hacker friendly provider.
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No of course AOHell isn't bad
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| Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing? |
Yes, and they are often adware
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| AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. |
sounds more like Nike
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| If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school. |
Back to the Columbine controversey, eh?
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| This will manifest itself soonest in the way he treats others. Those whom he disagrees with will be met with scorn, bitterness, and even foul language. |
or could just be being a teenager, and the inconsideration of parents.
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| Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors...They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. |
WTF, its black douche.
Original source AFAIK
BTW if you haven't figured out the article was written as a joke! I found it some years back, and had immeaditely left a vulgar comment, not realizing it was a joke
. anyway, the other linux thread as well as another article (a real one) reminded me of this treasure 