ohhhhhhhh men,,,,,
[1] Men are like -- Mini Skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
[2] Men are like -- Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
[3] Men are like -- Department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
[4] Men are like -- Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
[5] Men are like --Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
[6] Men are like -- Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
[7] Men are like-- Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
[8] Men are like -- Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
[9] Men are like -- Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
[10] Men are like -- Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
[11] Men are like--Laxatives.
They irritate the sh*t out of you.
[12] Men are like -- Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped.
[1] Men are like -- Mini Skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
[2] Men are like -- Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
[3] Men are like -- Department stores.
Their clothes should always be half off.
[4] Men are like -- Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
[5] Men are like --Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
[6] Men are like -- Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
[7] Men are like-- Chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
[8] Men are like -- Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
[9] Men are like -- Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
[10] Men are like -- Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
[11] Men are like--Laxatives.
They irritate the sh*t out of you.
[12] Men are like -- Parking spots.
The good ones are already taken and what's left is handicapped.
