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Got a letter from Grandma the other day.

 


ltmas
Got a letter from Grandma the other day.

She writes... The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus," bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is ..... and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. Then I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign, or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing..... why, even he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I'll bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers; grinning, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.
Love, Grandma Laughing Laughing Laughing
squirrelmaster
that is REAL funny, don't want to burst her bubble, but you might want to tell your grandma what that "hawiian good luck sign" really means lol
(that is if it was really your grandma, and you didn't make it up Wink)

but otherwise real funny!! keep it up Very Happy
Blaster
haha. That was good. Never heard that one before. Hawaiin good luck wave. HAHAHA. Reminds me of larry the cable guy for some reason. Laughing Dancing
alkady
Hahaha, Thats a good one, I never thought a letter from granny could be funny.
atholas
Either this granny is really clueless or she has an extremely good sense of humor. I was Laughing ing the entire time! This reminds me of a video I saw on ebaumsworld about some kids pulling a prank on a clueless grandma.... it is quite sad, but the expression on the granny's face after she realized she got pranked is priceless.

Last edited by atholas on Sat May 20, 2006 2:08 am; edited 2 times in total
Yazz
This is obviously a joke, and not very new one either.

I heard this one about 4 years ago. It was pretty funny.
DopeyCriz
LMFAO
That is extremely funny!

Good one!

~DopeyCriz
Timonator
Great post was really fun i read it with a friend we both were laying on the floor Laughing
Scorpio
That was a wonderful letter here.
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